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Backkkkkk...

2006-11-03T11:06:00.000+08:00

It's been awhile.

Finally back to blogger after a month and a half. Apologise but i got my hands tied with work, school and of course, Ed. It's been a pretty good month and a half, with lots of sweet moments with Ed while work was fine. School has reopened and yes, the dreadful life of (skipping) lessons have resumed. ( only Ed can do something about that )

Bascially, i'm feeling kinda lazy so i'm just gonna flood this post with photos. Ahahahahahha..

Photos from 3rd Month Anniversary - Yea we do celebrate monthly anniversaries =)

I'm too lazy to upload the rest of the photos. Let's just say things are going very smoothly between the 2 of us. Haha we just opened a joint account and signed up for a 25-year sort of investment savings plan. 25 years ok...shows the committment level don't ya think so?? Ahahah but that doesn't mean that after 25 years collect the lump sum of money then chao la... Tsk tsk.

Hardly play soccer nowadays. Time constraint i guess. I signed SLK up for a nation-wide 7 a side field tournament on the 25th of November. I reckon we have what it takes to win as we are playing in the U-18 category. First prize is $2000 cash plus throphy and medals ok... Very attractive ya. I better start to regain my fitness, put on weight recently... Darn.

Anyway i'm off for now. Til then you lads take care and live life to the fullest ya.

Cheers =)

poem

2006-09-16T19:36:00.000+08:00

I tried to create a poem, but i couldn't.

Let me sort out my thoughts first ya.

I owe you one.

Cheers

have you ever?

2006-09-16T19:22:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wondered what qualities you look for in a partner?

Have you ever realised that your partner does not possess the qualities you actually look for?

Have you ever thought of how the ending would be like then?

I have.

Dusty.

2006-09-13T20:25:00.000+08:00

Stagnant, isin't it?

It's been quite awhile since i last updated. Kinda tied up with a number of things. The long-awaited holidays have arrived and i have been busy with work and of course, ed =)

As expected, i'm back at Giordano's. Haha i couldn't really be bothered to go in search of a job and since the location is to be at Parkway Parade, it was quite an offer i couln't refuse. Besides, ed also got back into Giordano's. She's located at Raffles City, which ain't that far away from my place.

Thigs between ed and i are have been very sweet and smooth. I have started to bond well with her family members from the times that i have stayed over at her place. Apparently i am considered as "one of them" already. Ahahahah but ed has yet to know my family members that well though- there isn't much interaction between her and my folks.

The AFL season with SLK is coming to an end. It's been an enriching experience i can say, and i can see that the lads have grown better in terms of skill and maturity(on the field). Unfortunately i won't be able to play this Sunday, let's wish the lads the best of luck and rake up some points.

There's a street soccer competition this weekend. The Marine Parade Town Council have sponsored the lads of MPFC to participate in the competition. Representing Marine Drive eh? It's kinda honoured to be playing for your district. Let's hope we'll do well and achieve results in this competition. I have allocated the players into the 3 categories- Under 16, Under 18 and the Open category. Yours truly will be up against opposition in the Open category. Let's wish us the best of luck.

Events are up and coming. Might have to forgo some due to work and personal commitments. Oh yea, i received my exam results this afternoon. Ahahahaha fortunately didn't fail any of my modules. I got like 5 c+ or something like that =p Not bad considering the amount of work(read: lack of work) i have put in this semester eh?

Adam, Eve, and God Makes Three

"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."
"But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love you."

Short and Sweet.

Cheers =)

Exam fever.

2006-08-24T14:19:00.000+08:00

Exam Fever. I'm in HOT soup.

Flashback to last sat, where MPFC had a match against this team that consists of students from Bedok View Sec. Clearly an opponent far superior as compared to the previous match we had, this was a test to see how the lads fare. As usual i led the team out, and got ourselves an excellent 4-1 victory. But unfortunately i got a knock on my ankle from that game, and was quite worried on my condition for the SLK match on Sunday.

Sunday morning was slightly hectic. Haha i woke up around 7.30am as i would be going over to Ed's place. Apparently her mum wants to see me and all, so i had to leave a good impression right? I made my way to yishun after a long bus ride and got ed's family some breakfast. Haha met her siblings and mum and it was indeed an interesting and candid family.

It was at ed's place whereby i realised my ankle had swell quite badly over the night. The slightest contact and i would feel an unbearable acute pain. Shit.

We left in the afternoon and headed towards Tampines. The SLK match was held at East View Sec, against a team whom we drew 1-1 on the previous occasion. But i didn't play this time round, so did many of the key players. The make-shift SLK team fell to a demoralising 5-1 loss after going 3 games unbeaten. Dissapointed, i was. But considering the lack of a leader on the pitch and the absence of key players made it hard to believe we could conjure a result from the fixture.

Ed and i headed back to yishun after that. Caught 'An American Haunting'. It was alright, nothing very spectacular about it actually. Sent ed back home before making my way back...

Ed stayed over at my place on tuesday. Haha interacted with my family members alittle. She even got herself some nice moments...

Cheeky picture, isin't it? Haha..

Studied alittle, but basically was spending most of the time enjoying each other's company. Sent her back home yesterday night.. Just loved the moments we had together. =)

Exams are starting tomorrow. Fortunately the paper begins at 2.30pm, which leaves me plenty of time to slack today before i start to panic tomorrow morning. Haha the classic 'Adrian' attitude i must say. Can't wait for the exams to finish ( next wednesday ) and for the holidays to begin.

Work? Most likely. Ed's most probably will be working at Sentosa. I received offers from Giordano to go back, they even tried to entice me by offering me the location i wanted so badly last time-Parkway Parade. Haha but i kept my options opened and asked for some time to consider. The fact that should ed or i want to meet up during working days held me back.. Going all the way to Sentosa, or she coming all the way to Parkway would be quite inconvenient.. Anyway i'm looking to head into a different industry. I want to learn more and acquire new skills. Job openings anyone??

The Ballerina

A good-looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She sits down at the end of the bar and immediately raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer. At that moment, everybody notices that she doesn't shave her armpits. When she finishes her drink she raises her arm again to get another one. Again, everybody sees her incredibly hairy armpits. This happens a few times.
Meanwhile, a drunk man on the other side of the bar says to the bartender as he passes him, "Hey! D'you see that ballerina on the other side of the bar?"
The bartender gives him a nod.
"Buy her a drink on me."
The bartender replies, "Sure, but how do you know she's a ballerina?"
"Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick who can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."

Spot on.

Cheers =)

Beautiful Love.

2006-08-18T00:46:00.000+08:00

Awesome. Simply awesome.

It's been awhile since i last entered a post, apologise for that. Haha was so occupied with so many things ( read: lazy ) that i simply have no time to blog. But hey now that i managed to gather some time, i'm gonna give a rough description on what has occured during the past 3 weeks or so.

School's pretty boring as usual. The skipped lectures, the copied tutorials, everything seemed to be at norm. haha nothing much to talk about my darn school life, except that next friday marks the start of the very much dreaded exams.. bahz..

3 weeks gone, 3 sundays gone. 3 AFL matches played. 3 awesome results. I have never felt so proud of the lads before til this particular period. Winning 2 games and getting a draw against the top team was certainly a hell of a achievement considering our measly standard.. ahahah. unfortunately some of the lads have their upcoming 'A' levels to concentrate on, and as such our squad will be depleted in weeks to come. But nah no pressure on them to commit, i understand that studies come first. Good luck in your upcoming prelims and of course the 'A' levels JC lads =)

Life has never been sweeter. It's been awhile since anyone had made me feel this way. Many thanks to my lovely ed for being part of my life. This month or so have been awesome ( thus the title ). Good results in AFL plus great moments with ed.. haha..

Today( 17 August ) marks the 1st month anniversary of our relationship. It was simply so... magical.. haha i skipped lecture today so that the whole day would belong just to each another. Ed came over to my place early afternoon, and it was the start of an awesome day...

I got a couple bracelet for the both of us as a gift for this special day. Mine had the words "Edwina" and "Beautiful" engraved on the bracelet on the front and back of it respectively. Ed's had "Adrian" and "Love" engraved. Thus the term "Beautiful Love" and our names and all.. haha mushy isin't it..( but i like it. ) The look on her face upon receiving this gift made it all worthwhile. She got for me a nice crystalised bookmark with my name and encouraged me to read more.. ahahaha..

I ordered a cake for this special occasion too. Collected it this morning when i had breakfast with my family. It was suited for 2, but seeing ed gobbled it down( she's a cake lover ) made me worried there may not be enough.. ahahahah =p

The cake -> Pre-Ed

The cake -> Post-Ed

haha.. she's gonna kill me for posting that =p

Anyway we headed to Suntec to catch a movie in the evening. We caught this show called "Ghost Game" which is actually about this group of 11 contestants taking part in a reality horrow show. They are to stay in this deserted island which is haunted and all and withstand the fear of ghosts and all, with the last one standing winning 5 million baht( not worth it at all ah.. to face supernatural stuff and get measly returns.. and that's if you don't die and win. ) It was alright actually. Abit nonsenstical at the end, but overall it was still alright. haha ed screamed at a 'non-scary' scene so loudly everyone looked at us and started laughing.. we too, couldn't control our laughter for what had happened.. haha.

After the show we reckon it was still early, and to the arcade we went. I exposed ed to the world of arcade recently. We were at the arcade located within Tampines Mall and we played House of the Dead 2. haha ed got such a thrill out of it she started to get wild about these gun stimulator games. At the Suntec arcade we tried our hands at the latest House of the Dead 4.. It was a hell of a game, with new features and better graphics.. haha in ed's terms, it carried 'more kick'. haha..

We took bus 36 and headed for Changi Airport. This was the location whereby we parted and ended what would be a superb and wonderful day. From there, we walked around before i sent ed off to her bus-stop. I headed to take bus 36 back home..

A day never to be forgotten. A special day with my Beautiful Love.

Sexy Timepiece

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch."
Thanks, says the guy, "It's the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically."
"Rubbish," says the girl.
"No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."
The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on."
"Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on."
"Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "it's an hour fast!"

Cool shit eh.

Cheers =)

2006-08-05T16:41:00.000+08:00

A case of too many things, but too little time.

Shall blog on a later date.

Cheers =)

Merci beaucoup.

2006-07-27T09:37:00.000+08:00

You can if you BELIEVE.

It has been quite some time since i last posted an entry.. Been very busy nowadays, especially with ALOT of travelling to yishun.. haha ed and i have been seeing each other almost everyday for the past 10 days, and according to sam it was 'madness'.. haha but hey now it's the honeymoon period, so might as well make it as enjoyable as it could get.

can't really remember any specific events that occured during the time i was AWOL from this blog.. ahahah.. let's see... ah yes.

sunday was the first time that ed seen me play soccer. the afl match between siling soccerers ( whom we lost 4-1 to previously ) was held at orchid park secondary, thus ed was able to come down for the game. i had to wake up early that day so as to collect joey's jersey kit. he was unable to make it, and as there were new players who will be coming for a trial game, i had to go to aljunied to get the kit from jo since he was too lazy to come over to my side... bahz...

i made jo treat me lunch.

after that i took the train and my long journey towards yishun began.. i headed to ed's house first, took a short rest and made some small talk with her little sis ( she was the only one at home then, besides ed of course. ) . after that ed and i headed towards orchid park sec.

all geared up. although we were missing several key players, we had adequete coverage within the squad. we went into the game like men possessed- chasing and hounding the opponents whenever they had the ball.. our attacking players were constantly being 'pests' to their defence. it was only a matter of time til we get a goal.

the first half ended 0-0. siling got reduced to 10 men shortly before the break as one of their players got sent off for dissent and verbally insulting the referee.. wtf grown up men nowadays ah.. behaving like small kids... ahahaha.. tsk tsk.

after 10 mins in the 2nd half, sam's steriods finally took its effect. receiving the ball at the right flank, he tango-ed his way through a player before bursting through the defence with his pace.. one-on-one with the keeper, he fired a bullet into the bottom corner of the goal, leaving no chance for the keeper. 1-0 to SLK. against the 10 men Siling.

it was then i saw something that i have not seen for so long. it was the look of complacency in the lad's eyes.

that said, we got hit 3 goals from the surging siling, and although we pulled a goal back from farhan, i was really disappointed at our performance. but nevertheless it was another valuable experience learned. we will get our next win this coming sunday. we must.

after the game ed and i went for a walk around yishun park.. it has been ages since i last went there.. probably like 7 years ago when i was still staying at yishun.. haha.. when it got late, i sent ed home before making my way back..

we caught nacho libre yesterday.. haha it was an enjoyable show with alot of laughs.. the first line in my entry explains what the show is about.. after the show we headed for yishun.. walked alittle before heading home..

after i had sent ed back, i made my way home. just to let you know how i travel back home from ed's house, this is it- i would take 804 from the bus-stop situated near her place and travel towards yishun interchange, whereby i would take a bus to woodlands interchange. from there, i would take 966, which would lead me back home... ahahha... 3 bus rides- thank god for the concession pass. =p

during the 966 bus ride yesterday, my journey was stalled for about 10mins. the bus was in the highway, and there seemed to be an accident that occured in front.. all the vehicles were stalled for awhile.. everyone in the bus was curious on wad happened, me included, but i was more pissed at the delay.. when the journey resumed, we learnt that a car had actually overturned in the highway... it must have been quite a bad accident, hopefully the people in the car would be alright... journey back home was smooth after that delay..

this sat i would be going to the ndp preview with ed.. turned out that she managed to get 2 grandstand tickets.. ahaha.. we seem pretty excited about it, let's hope it will turn out great. =)

this had been a pretty long post i must say.. and the only reason why i have time posting is beacuse of a screw-up by me ah.. ahaha i woke up at 9.20, thinking that class was at 11... only for me to come online and get informed that i am still half-asleep.. class is at 12 ah... zzzzz....

The Hunting Knife

A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window.
The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The little girl who was riding with her father yelled, "Daddy! Ew, what was that? I'm scared."
Her father said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug."
His daughter said, "Wow, that bug really had a huge dick!"

ahahhah...

cheers =)

shining.

2006-07-15T14:39:00.000+08:00

i have been watching alot of movies recently.

the latest being this fabulous show on thursday.. caught it with ed at yishun after our cds class in the evening.. it was a long show ( nearly 2.5 hours ), but it was highly entertaining.. the only downside was when ed and i stayed behind for awhile when the credits were shown, thinking of whether there would be an extra scene after the credits.. we left when we THOUGHT there wouldn't be.. damn when we learned that there was an extra scene, we were so pissed.. ahahah.. anyway it's a must watch.. go catch it!!

i have also recently caught Batman Returns and V for Vendetta on dvds.. very good shows, very political too.. ahahah..

as i blogged on this cloudy saturday afternoon, ed is having her swimming competition now.. i'm sure she'll do fine. ( i can't possibly say anything else right?? ) haha.

i'm very astonished at the fact that news have spreaded like fire ever since the people around me have heard of me getting together with ed.. suddenly it has become the topic of conversations.. the first thing when people from my diploma course say to me has now becomed " eh heard that your best friend has became your girlfriend"... but what creeps me more is that the tutor who calls me up to check on my work recently even knows about it!! WTF?!

just yesterday, i had a conversation with him.. he is actually my careperson ( a form teacher of some sort ) .. he was commenting about this particular skill of mine.. the ability to obtain a 'C' grade for ALL my modules during the mid-sem tests... ahahaha!!! then suddenly he changed the topic of conversation and said " So Adrian... yesterday( as in on thursday ) that one.. your gf isit?"

i was stunned.

my classmates started to tease me.. the hell.. first this tutor keeps calling me and checking up on me, now he is even stalking me!?!?!? haha ed commented that he is my 'stalker tutor' and even found him creepy.. my sentiments baby!! haha..

that said, it's been awhile since i had a proper game of football.. the weather now seems to be fine, hopefully i could play in the evening with my neighbourhood pals... i couldn't make it for street soccer this morning with slk.. damn.

tmr's AFL game is to be held at choa chu kang again.. this time is against the league leaders.. woohoo it's gonna be a hell of a test for us... especially since a number of key players are unable to turn up.. let's hope things work out our way. let's hope things don't get ugly.

Coming Home Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'How about a blow job?'...and she's always sound asleep!"

haha hmmm that seems like a good strategy to adopt..

cheers =)

beautiful love

2006-07-12T21:48:00.000+08:00

the world cup is over, so here i am.

i have finally recovered from the 'football fever' i got diagnosed with some time ago... but the recent trip to the doc's resulted in me learning that i have unfortunately contracted the latest illness- post world cup syndrome. i have the urge to stamp on people's groin area, and i fall to the ground upon the slightest of touches.. let's hope everything goes well....

well a number of things happened the past few weeks.. from my 4th blogskin in like a month, you would probably have figured tad there is now someone 'special' in my life.. haha and as almost all of u out there have already figured, the lady in my life now is ed- short for edwina. =)

many other things have happened. say last friday when my diploma course organised the annual games day.. i formed a team for the 5-a-side street soccer competition, choosing mainly my classmates as the core of the team.. i was actually desperate to win the competition twice in 2 years, but i lowered my expectations upon knowing the skill level of my teammates...

bak and meng happened to be there when the competition was held.. when he saw how we played he commented to me " wah you're a one man team sia..." basically, scoring 3 goals out of the team's total of 4 despite playing as defender and even goalkeeper at one point, pretty much says it all.. we managed to win a game out of 3 though, enjoying and bonding well as a team along the way- which was ultimately the main aim in my mind then.. apparently my performances were as solid ala Fabio Cannavaro, therefore one of my mates commented that i played as well as him ( refer to tagboard ). i somehow didn't really appreciate that comment though.. ahahahah..

sunday was a day of highs and lows.. it was sunday morning where i woke up with sore eyes due to the lack of sleep.. it was sunday early afternoon which started things off officially between ed and me.. then it was sunday evening, when i realised that i went all the way to choa chu kang for my AFL game only to realise at kick-off point that the game was to be canceled due to bad weather... the hell..

things just seemed to lightened up and became positive- i didn't fail my tests when i thought i would fail badly.. ahahaha!!! i also managed to escape from my tutors' clutches for not doing my work, and the amusing part is that i convinced them i did the tutorial work at the same time and not mark me down!! ( please do not ask me how in the world i managed to do it, it's the gift of the gab =p ) hahah!!

well i have to slowly adjust my body system back to pre-world cup now.. my tutors' are starting to notice me for my poor attendance and the no-shows of my tutorial works... haha..

i'm going off now, all the best to you guys.

hopefully things would be smooth-sailing. hopefully things would work out fine. wish us luck. =)

The Living Statues

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"

haha... now that is a joke full of crap...

cheers =)

Sweet and Sour

2006-07-03T01:43:00.000+08:00

hahah my apologises, it's been awhile since i last posted an entry.. blame it on the highly contagious 'World Cup Fever' that has been spreading around the past weeks.. my body system is pretty screwed thanks to it.. ahahha.

well i can't remember what went on the past few weeks of my life, only the fact that i have been really football-mad.. did it have an effect on my social side? maybe, but i don't care actually.. ahhaha please understand that this event only occurs once every 4 years, i mean, how often is it you see so many people get together for a specific event? ( bar the recently concluded election period )

anyway i have been travelling lately.. recently i have been to yishun ( yes, yishun ) 2 times the past 4 days.. and in case you don't know, yishun is 2,436,789 km away from where i stay, marine parade. i met up with ed after psycho class at 6pm, where we headed to tampines mall to pick up an item.. she was clearly unwell, so i sent her back home after dinner.. we were boarding bus service 969 when i saw my da jie from giordano's!!! haha we caught up on each other, and she was clearly still the same bubbly gal i knew since the first time we met.. haha but then i could see ed was clearly disturbed by our conversation as she was trying to sleep =p
well upon reaching our destination i bid farewell to my da jie, and sent ed to her home before i took the long rides back to marine parade...

today's trip to yishun was shared by auggy and jo.. haha jo dropped by my house first around 1pm and we engaged in some mad winning eleven against each other.. haha first time i lost to jo ah.. and i lost convincingly somemore... need to start playing more already.. haha.

well after that we took a cab to pick up auggy.. that bastard is damn troublesome ah.. shall spare him the blushes and not reveal anything here. anyway we proceeded to ahmad ibrahim secondary school for our AFL football match. today's opponents were a group of older guys ( we are the youngest kids on this block by the way ) as usual. but they are high on morale, after winning 2 high-scoring games in a row. thus when they meet us, they were expecting a massacre..until we showed up and kept things alive.. ahhaha.

we played fantastic football, with excellent defending.. it was a pretty even game, and i felt that today i put in one of the best performances in an SLK shirt. haha but damn it i got injured mid-way in the 2nd half and had to be replaced.. i tried to 'play it cool' and carried on playing, but clearly i was uncomfortable and had to go off.. we drew 1-1 against them, which for us, was an outstanding result.. the opposing however, were clueless at what had just happened and they were clearly unhappy with the way they played, which actually is none of our business.. hahah!!!

today's result was the icing on the cake. i played for my friend's team yesterday in the afternoon too. the fact that i was so commanding playing with and against men who have already cleared NS was fascinating. i put in such an excellent display that i was actually asked to play for them more on a regular basis.. haha.. we won 2-1 by the way =)

Samuel ( friend ) and his Blued-Boys.

i can't seem to be able to post the SLK pics.. damn.. but rest assure i will post it soon.. haha..

Morgue Smorgasbord

There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!”
The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.”
Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.”
And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”

argh... that's just sick.

cheers =)

Fizzle

2006-06-19T13:00:00.000+08:00

Life is full of ups and downs, stay positive and remove all frowns.

it was pretty eventful the past few days.. met up with some 'old' pals at marina sqaure for dinner on thursday.. caught up with the events evolving within each of us ( some people like to call it 'talk cock' ) a priority is it, to catch up and maintain relationships with pals u knew from last time.. don't be an arse and forget ur pals over time when u meet new people ah... or worse, do the ultra-bastard ''gals over pals'' move.. ahahahhaha.

i went to marina bay for dinner with my current classmates on friday.. went to Chomp Chomp eh.. ahahah although there were only 10 of us ( out of 22 ), we had pretty much fun there.. as usual we talked alot of crap and just ate most of wadever we cooked.. but the main thing there was to bond together.. ahahah.. after tad we went to the bowling alley for a few rounds before heading home, all of us reeking of oil and butter...

saterday afternoon for lunch at pwp was with one of my frens.. although i stay darn near pwp, i seldom go there.. maybe cause i am already bored with the place.. well anyway we shopped around cause she wanted to get her dad something for father's day... DID U GET ANYTHING FOR YOUR OLD MAN???

well i did.. i got the gift quite some time ago already.. this shirt from TopMan caught my eye.. it is a humour tee actually, with these words ''Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me DAD?" printed on it... ahahah kinda cool eh, although it cost quite an amount... haha...

sunday match hype overcamed me.. honestly i knew we were going to lose the game as i received info abt our opposition on sat.. it was definitely demoralising... but as captain i stayed positive abt it.. haha the way my team is playing, we have a long way to go if we want to win the championship.. but kudos to my mates on sunday, they played much more better as compared to our first game despite missing out on a couple of key players this time round.. plenty of gusto and determination. thanks for the effort dudes.

these past few days had been watching World Cup matches til the wee hours.. slping at around 5.30am every day and waking up 5 hours later really makes me feel groggy for the rest of the day.. i just can't seem to be able to 'pig out' and sleep all the way til late afternoon.. damn.

haha but i found myself a new 'little sis' recently due to my late night watching of World Cup matches.. football makes the world go round, stronger bondings and new frens found.. hahaha!!

Bush or Kerry

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"
Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."

ahahha.. a nice political joke.

cheers =)

.......

2006-06-14T20:50:00.000+08:00

argh.... darn tired...just came back from doing alittle shifting of furniture. mum bought a new mattress tad is darn comfortable ah... n also a new sofa which was damn tedious to bring it home... bahz..

monday's proj meeting was alrite. my grp-mates,clearly lacking sleep, were behaving way too cranky.. n thus we were only able to complete a small part of the proj... seems like there will be more proj meetings to come for me... bahz...

tuesday was slightly more eventful. woke up damn early morning then... had to go to tan tock seng hospital for a blood test ( aids!!! ) ahahah... fortunately for me ed accompanied me. so there i was, trying to hide all signs of fear when the dreadful needle appeared.. hahaha who was i trying to kid when i told ed i ''didn't even realise the needle was in''... but yea i felt a slight prick n closed my eyes, telling myself to think of something pleasant... i was trying to think of something pleasant when i opened my eyes to find tad the procedure was over.. ahahhaha.. then came the climax, when the nurse removed the needle. blood started to 'fountain' out of my flesh n the nurse quickly put a plaster over it.. ahahah i saw the look on ed's eyes when she saw wad happened.. it was the kind of expression u would give when u catch ur parents having sex sia ( although i haven't had tad experience b4, i saw plenty of these shit on tv ) .. ahahhaha..

we caught 'The Nun'.. it was quite a gd show eh.. got a few scary scenes n had a nice twist in the storyline... damn la i think i might suffer some bruises from tad show. darn ed kept on hitting me when the scary scenes were showed.. bahz...

hahaha we went to paya lebar after tad as i needed to go for an exit interview wif giordano's... it didn't take long though, as i officially said my goodbyes to giordano's.. ahahahaha.

we had dinner, n then headed to parkway.. i sent ed off at the bus stop before heading home..

played soccer alot these few days... my legs are starting to show signs of fatigue.. haha this morning had a friendly game which we won 5-2.. it was a good trial game for this sunday's 'derby' game.. ahahha.. i need some gd rest til then.. but it seems tad will be highly unlikely.. bahz...

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

ahahahha... tad's damn bastard eh...

cheers =)

Damn.

2006-06-11T23:29:00.000+08:00

Alas, it wasn't meant to be.

sat's game with mpfc was excellent. i was captain of the team, proudly wearing the captain's armband. we played at the katong fields which were quite expensive considering the shitty state it was in.. it was the first time we played together in terms of 11-a-side, thus i opted for the balanced 4-4-2 formation.

we started off the first half quite well.. the opposing team had quality players.. by half time we were 2-1 up.. i felt the team couldn't cope in the centre of the field, so i pushed up to play centre mid.. ahahah... macam riquelme all... was mad play-making k... but then unfortunately, the defence got more exposed without me there.( wah basket damn bhb ) thus 2-1 became 3-1 to us, then 3-2, then 4-2, then 4-3... things were starting to turn out kinda routine... ahhaah then i scored the 5th goal k... typical striker goal all.. after my right mid made a mad run n passed the ball to me in the box.. i turned the defender before calmly stroking the ball into the bottom corner with my left foot, leaving the keeper stranded.. ahahah... but then, as expected, they scored another goal to make it 5-4. highly entertaining match.

a rollercoaster event i must say. but my ankle got caught during the match, n i was afraid of not being able to be fully fit for today's game in the AFL... thus i began my mad 'Road to Recovery' ala wayne rooney... ahahah... woke up this morning feeling very optimistic abt today's game... but damn it la.. i was on the way in the bus towards clementi when i received a message from the AFL officials saying tad the match was canceled due to a water-logged pitch.. damn when it began to rain in the early afternoon i was darn happy ah... our favourite playing condition... ahahha... shit... was hoping to make it 2 victories in 2 days... ahha.

well, there could be a practise match for SLK this coming wed.. SLK pls refer to our blog for more info...

pretty tired out now.. tmr have to go back to school for projects... damn.

Cursing Fish

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before; the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot, father."
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says, "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"
The priest says, "Ah, please sir, can you mind your language?"
The fisherman responds (thinking quickly), "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called---a sonofabitch!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the priest. "I didn't know."
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop. "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!"
"Please father," says the bishop. "Mind your language, this is a house of God."
"No, you don't understand," says the priest. "That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"
"Hmmm," says the bishop. "You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."
So the bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent.
"Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for our dinner tonight with the Pope?"
"My lord, what language!" says the mother.
"No, sister," says the bishop. "That's what the fish is called---a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it"
"Hmmm," replies Mother Superior. "Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight."
While the Pope is over for dinner that evening he remarks that the fish is superb. He asks where they got it.
"I caught the sonofabitch!" says the priest.
"And I cleaned the sonofabitch!" says the bishop.
"And I cooked the sonofabitch!" says Mother Superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you fuckers are all right.".

ahahaha... the irony..

cheers =)

asdad

2006-06-09T22:08:00.000+08:00

Let the football begin.

ALRIGHT!!!! this is it... my papers have finally ended, n wad a coincidence! today marks the beginning of my world cup winnings from singapore pools!!! woohoo!!!

flashback to wed's paper, whereby i left after 35mins... couldn't really bear to sit there, ass-stuck to the chair n wonder y i am so lazy as to actually preparing myself right for a test/exam. ahahahah =p

thursday paper ain'm much difference... left after 35mins too.. after the paper met up wif ed n we headed to parkway to walk ard n have dinner... i just couldn't seem to be able to study nowdays...

i woke up today, wif the feeling tad costa rica would upset germany in today's opening game.. thus i intended to buy costa rica to win 1-0.. hahah crazy it might seem, but being much of a risk-taker, i just love the adrenaline ( read: money ) rush when i win... ahahaha.. i couldn't get myself to study, so off i went to purchase some bets before heading to school...

after the darn paper, i wished my 'sis' bon voyage.. this 'sis' is my classmate actually.. kinda bonded well thus became 'siblings' n all.. those type of shit.. ahahaha.. she went to bangkok for holidays n has promised to get me a gift.. everyone now: awwwwwww....

hahaha talk abt world cup fever. i can't seem to get enuf football.. after the papers my classmate n i headed to Giant at parkway to stock up on a hell lot of tidbits n stuff... hahaahha... statistics show tad during the world cup period, there is a sharp rise in people taking mcs for work n school... thank god it's the holidays.. can't stand going to the polyclinic... always farking crowded there.

i'll be playing in a match tmr and on sunday... tmr i'll be featuring for the lads of mpfc.. hahaha we got ourselves a nice jersey.. they even bought for me a matching captain's armband.. woohoo!! the jersey is damn style ah...ahahaha.. this means 2 games in 2 days for me, but priority is on sunday's game wif SLK since tmr is just a friendly.. but yea 2 wins in 2 days would just be lovely. wish me the best of luck yea...

Girl Power!

A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, "No. These are for boys."
The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy and waves her new football in his face. The little boy angrily points to his boy's bike and says, "Oh yeah? Well, only boys can get these!"
But the next day, the little girl has the same bike. The little boy gets furious, pulls down his pants, points to his unit, and says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"
The next day he walks by and the little girl promptly pulls up her dress, points to her bits, and proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I want."

ahahaha... nice....

cheers =)

ahahahahaahhaha

2006-06-06T20:39:00.000+08:00

Desperate times lead to desperate measures.

hahaha i can't just turn this blog into a blog of a mad soccer fanatic right??

well this week marks the start of my mid-sem tests... fark la i got a total of 5 papers over the week, with one per day... yesterday's paper was alrite, shouldn't do tad badly... didn't really study much though, but due to the constant 'naggings' i got from alot of people i got my lazy arse off n studied alittle...

today's paper however, the situation was slightly different.. as i was feeling kinda lazy yest nite, i didn't study at all for today's paper... so wad did i do?

legend has it tad if u place a book under your pillow when u go to sleep, u will dream abt the contents of the book n then everything will be 'absorbed'...

i can tell u tad's all just a load of crap....

well fortunately the paper was kinda easy... ahahahha 2 down, 3 to go... wish me all the best ya.

cheers =)

hmmmm...

2006-06-06T10:32:00.000+08:00

Taking small steps to bigger things.

a fairytale start, it was not. we lost our first game against this team of indian adults who apparently seem to be working for some house-movers company ( the sponsor logo on their jersey ah... not some mad racist remark ).. to think sam even thought their sponsor was some roti prata seller... ahahahah...

we lost 4-1, undeservingly though. it seemed like the mistakes we had proved to cost us dearly.. the quality within us is not exactly of the best.. many of us have yet to exactly play at competitive levels, n there is a very sound difference between playing against boys and men.

wad i am looking for in my team, is not positive results, but positive attitudes. i don't expect ourselves to be winning the championship. i only wish for us to gain more experience n improve in our game play.. the shoutings should be left on-field. we are supposed to be bonded together through this competition... there is a post on one of my team-mates blog whereby he lashed out at another team-mate due to the constant 'shoutings' he got from him... now tad is certainly not wad i am looking for... n i certainly wish it won't occur again.

friendship was what started it all. ruin it, and all will be ruined.

cheers =)

game on.

2006-06-03T22:45:00.000+08:00

We have nothing to lose.. except for our pride and honour.

i'm damn full from having pizza rite now... ahahah Pizza Hut sent us complimentary pizzas for our 'very unfortunate incident'( refer to previous post ) ... those suckers.. my e-mail to them was honestly speaking, 'casually' harsh... ahahhahaha certainly showed some attitude there =p
now u can notice tad their pizza boxes contain this sign tad states ''Satisfaction Guranteed- or we'll get your pizzas replaced''.. ahahha!!! i think my letter has certainly affected them big time there...

unfortunately i couldn't post the picture of tad sign as blogger is facing some shit problem wif it's uploading of photos....

it's been a long week i must say.. 3 days where classes were from 9am to 6pm.. tiring shit... i can only remember wad happened on thurs onwards though... ahahhahaha... getting senile adrian... tsk tsk...

on thurs after class at 6, ed n i went to pwp in an attempt to purchase gifts for our respective siblings in due of their bdays... i had yet to find something suitable for my bro ah... however the trip turned out to be a futile one as we couldn't get anything there... we were more interested in getting stuff for ourselves instead.. ahahaha!!!

fri after class went wif ed to tm to get her stuff... ahahah too bad for her the item she wanted was out of stock.. she had to come back another day then.. after tad i sent her back to tp for her training whereas i continued the bus ride towards bedok.. met up wif sam n meng to go for some fitness training at bedok gym... it was a good workout i must say.. my body's feeling good.. must make sure we go there at least once per week... ahahaha...

this morning we headed to bishan for some field training... we practised various scenarios n set-pieces... to prepare ourselves for AFL... it starts tmr eh... getting real excited.. wow finally the captain's armband would be fully utilised.. ahahahah it is kinda useless to wear it for friendlies... this is the chance for us to prove ourselves at a higher level.. personal wise i hope to gain lotsa experience from this and improve in my game too..
well it seems like we are optimistic abt the league... tmr's game would be held at woodlands at 5pm sharp.. wish us the best of luck ya =)

we went to queensway to collect our jerseys after training today... omg the sponsor logo is just... too overwhelming... i will only wear it for the matches ah... ahahahah!!! but eh it's really good of them to sponsor us sia... after all they only heard things abt us...

shouldn't have played soccer in the evening.. although it was enjoyable, my body seemed to be showing signs of fatigue... hope i can a good sleep n rest well..

There are no dogs allowed here

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar.
He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

ahaahah... smart move eh....

cheers =)

bday

2006-05-26T23:11:00.000+08:00

ahhaha yest nite we celebrated my little bro's 6th bday... bought cake n all... he was so excited la.. but i have yet to get him a gift.. thinking of a new schoolbag or smth, can somebody recommend me a good place to buy kiddy bags??? ahahhahaha..

wah lao my sis bought the cake.. so farking small la.. she was like ' eh make sure u all don't buy any cake ah.. i bought already'.. she kept reminding us not to buy.. i was expecting smth big n special all.. the fark when i saw some small piece of brown shit... ahahahahha... i did eat a slice of tad small brown shit though...

my old man ordered pizza... n wtf is this???!!

yuck sia... disgusting shit... the contents were 'glued' to the underside of the cover all... leaving behind a nice pizza base for us to enjoy on... fark man both pizzas we ordered were like this la... argh... i took pics of it, n already sent a mail to pizza hut abt this!! ahahahhaha... seems like i'll be a gd fren of pizza hut soon eh....

today was ccn day rite over at tp... Campus Care Network, a day where classes come out wif their various business ideas n actually set up a booth on it... there were the main food and beverages, clothings, knick knacks n all... a very lively event for a very lively school.

auggy,sam,bak,meng and i took part in the tp soccer competition.. well the aim for us was to 'just have fun', but wif me ard there is no such thing when it comes to competition ah... hahahaha... it was to be a league format, wif 4 groups of 5 teams in each group battling out for the top 2 spot to qualify to the next round... so it began.. a 4-a-side tournament... surprisingly, we won our first 3 matches, which meant certain qualification... ahahahaha... auggy was mad scoring from everywhere ah tad farker.. sam contributed a few goals by popping up in good positions to bury long range efforts.. while i always seem to score the equalising goal to bring the momentum to the team... ahahahaha... i also got a 'rooney' cameo k... when i asked bak to 'fark off' n played keeps... ahahah i was mad saving every shot on target ah... wah i was surprised at some of the mad saves i did also... ahahhahaha... got 'HEART' k........ we won our first 3 games 3-2, 4-1 and 4-2... auggy mad scoring all.. he got 8 goals from this 11 ah... knn... ahahhaah...

after the third game i went off to find my classmates.. my class came up wif the idea of a car wash, but by the time i got there they were almost done... ahahahaah =p but eh i did alot of admin shit for this k... farking hell being class rep again la... always have alot of shit to do... after tad i dismissed the class n thanked them for a job well done... hahahahhaha....

i got a call from sam after tad... they lost the 4th game ah!!! basket... without me all they cannot take it ah... ahahahaha =p

but wad really sucked followed up next... as we had to wait for the other groups to finish playing their games, we ended up lazing ard for roughly 2 hours ah... shit man totally ruin the momentum all... we came back without the enthusiasm.. but were still ready to kick some ass.

as we were the champs from our grp, we faced the runner-ups from the 4th group... they were an indian team ah... i tell u.. my opinion of indian soccer players is not the most positive ah... n the game we played against this team certainly added weight to my claim...

a lacklusture performance in the first few opening minutes resulted in us going down by 2 goals ah... fark sia i was damn pissed wif my team ah... shouting at them for the way they are playing... then of course came the mad comeback... from 2-0 we went back to 2-2, wif sam pulling one back b4 i got the equaliser... game on!!! we controlled the game then, n had chances to finish them off... but luck was not wif us ah... has they had a quick break n took a pot shot from far... the ball was simple but bak, unfortunately, made a huge mess out of it... n ya.. 3-2... but we still had a few minutes to get one back.. HOWEVER, the farking opposition started playing like pussies all.. passing back to their keep, then the keep just hold the ball inside his area for god knows how long... farking stupid mat ref also nv make any call... so many times they did this time wasting shit..

we complained but the ref didn't understand our simple english all... the hell the damn ref was so dumb ah when he asked the captains to come over to have a coin toss to determine who starts first, he asked-

"Heads or Tails?" ( asking me )

"Heads"

"Ok... then you?" ( asking the other captain )

knn la.... stupid fark... ahahaha he did tad twice ah... omg... so yup we bowed out of the competition... cursing at the opposition n the ref... aahaha.

on any other day, i would have really gave it to bak ah... but aiyah nvm la... over n all... we played well i must say... but sorry la meng we couldn't play u in cause we were really trying to go for the win n all...

i got a bad challenge from another indian guy who really, didn't seem to have any intention on getting the ball.. my left knee hurts like fark now ah... damn sore, damn hard to walk abt... ahhaha but heck it tmr i shall still play soccer sua... football is in my blood!!!!! =p

Good Vibrations

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing!?!" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing!?!" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.
Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television, with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked in shock.
He replied, "What's it look like? I'm watching the game with my son-in-law."

ahahaha... how nice...

cheers =)

,

2006-05-23T22:42:00.000+08:00

flash back to sunday evening's game, where SLK faced some methodist church team.. they were clearly older n had players with the physique, which unfortunately most of us lack.. ahahaha... well but yea we played well, n it was a case of the better team losing. we lost 4-2. but i scored one goal ala john terry k... ahahahah... ghost into the box n powered a header into the net via a quek cross... ahhahaha... tad makes it like wad, 6 goals for slk so far? let's see how many goals i can chalk up in afl eh... ahahaha =p

had a test yesterday, obviously wasn't prepared for it.. heck i didn't even remember to bring my calculator along.. fortunately ed managed to borrow one from her fren n passed it to me.. but in the end it seemed like the calculator didn't help much, as i was totally blur-ed by the questions set.. ahahah as usual i anyhow whack only ah... hope everything goes well =p

projects are starting to pile, n yet i haven't done anything abt it.. omg... as the popular saying goes- ' if it ain't for last minute, nothing will get done.' well said i must say.. ahahah!!

it almost slipped my mind, my bro's bday is in 2 days n i haven't gotten anything for him!! but ahaha he's only 6, n at tad age something shiny or big will get him excited already... hmmmm... big n shiny eh....

afl is in 2 weeks. there are still some negative aspects in our play. well tad can only improve through rigourous training, but we are unable to get a suitable field to train at... shit. i noticed certain team-mates are pessimistic abt us joining the afl, but hey the point is just to play competitively n improve ourselves.. besides we managed to get a sponsor ( don't ask how it got around, it just did ) so practically everything bar our jerseys will be paid for.. ahahah.. tad may add extra pressure for us to perform well though.. let's see how we develop then.

Hooligan Hijinx

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!"
Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it.
The next day, the hooligan returns. "Give me a Budweiser, or...!"
"O-o-o-o-r-r-r w-what?" stammers the bartender.
"A small Coke."

ahahha... u nv know until u try...

cheers =)

nite cycling with dear

2006-05-20T14:24:00.000+08:00

Night Cycling. Woooo!!!

went night cycling yesterday nite wif ed... tired shit.

had classes as per normal til around 4.. n i was due to work from 6 to close, whereas ed had training for her cca.. thus she dropped by to ws after her training, whereby both of us will head to my home first to pick up the bikes... n from there our journey begins!! ahahaha...

as ed is a yishun-girl, she had nv been to most parts of the east. taking the bus 15 ride back towards my place was almost an excursion to her.. the hell.. ahahahaha..

we picked up the bikes, had a quick change of outfit and off we went.. we cycled along east coast park at first, b4 heading towards kallang through the east coast pathway... then there was this point we saw this guy wearing a cap far ahead of us.. at first glance we tot he wasn't wearing any pants, can see his ass n all... then he noticed us coming, n nonchantly walked towards the bushes n just looked into the sky... as we rode past, tad farker really wasn't wearing any pants n moonlighting his arse!!! wtf... ahahahahah... farking disgusting pervert... ahahahhahaha... wondering wad is he doing in the middle of the nite, letting his bird fly free within the wilds all... ahahahaha!!!

we got damn hungry, n since ed had a craving for prata, we headed back towards marine parade n took the path down towards joo chiat.. we had prata at this muslim stall wif 'nite activities' conducted above it... the hell got like a selection of 'choices' to be made n all... i saw it when i walked past the door.. ahahaha ed was clearly disgusted wif tad...

we ate up, n just cycled around after tad. we were at paya lebar, eunos, kembangan, geyland... mainly in the east sides.. then we got alittle fatigued, n headed towards east coast park to rest..

we found ourselves a nice spot ( we thought so ) n talked as we waited for sunrise.. but we were simply too tired, n fell asleep..

sunrise wasn't tad obvious, as it was very cloudy this morning.. we got ourselves up n headed towards my home.. a shower n change of outfits n we went to macs for breakfast... i was in my soccer attire n all, tot tad today we were playing street soccer at 9am.. hahaha yea i still had some energy to play k.. but turns out it was canceled... fark... after eating i sent ed to the bus-stop, n off she went to take the long journey back to yishun...

slept at 9am, woke up at 1.30pm.. shit sia y can't i pig out longer... ahahahah.. kk i have updated the slk blog... i have linked it already, just check out the links area of my blog..

i'm pretty tired now.. but it was great fun though =)

Smart Pills

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like shit.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're already getting smarter.''

ahahah... sweet innocence of the child.

cheers =)

STEADY

2006-05-15T00:24:00.000+08:00

boon. you are farking good at this.

ahahaha... yes this is the official logo for SLK football club... everything's finalised, jerseys were ordered on sat... i met up wif the official from the league, n had a small discussion n then completed the registration... this is it... this is an opportunity to prove wad we can do... ahahahha..

well it has been a pretty long time since i last updated my blog.. well u can't blame me for being lazy eh.. ahahha =p.. but yea back-track to last tues when giordano held its Dinner and Dance, with the theme being Retro.. the hell so old school boy.. i rented a costume ala Elvis Presley, n was undoubtly the star of the event.. hahaha there were many pple lining up to take pics wif 'the king' then.. there was a wedding going on next door, n the groom jokingly asked if i could perform for them too... ahahahha.. it was great fun, great shit.

well the other days were plain schooling, soccering, working or simply just slacking.. nothing much, nothing special..

but damn it.. i just received a warning letter n email.. ahhahaah i missed 2 out of 3 tuts for my psychology class already, n tad means trouble.. ahahhaa shit...

guess wad? i have finally tendered my resignation, n this time it was accepted by my supervisor.. ahahah they must have finally gotten sick n tired of my resignations.. but yea there's a long story to behind the sudden resignation, but let's just say i have other commitments to attend to... so ya now must learn to cut down on expenses already.. shit....

MacGregor's Achievements

A Scottish old timer is talking to a young man in a bar.
"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ye see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..." blurts the old man.

Then the old man gestured at the bar.
"Look here at the bar. Do ye see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down with me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor for eight days. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..." claims the old man.

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ye see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..." says the old man.

Then the old man looks around nervously, making sure no one is paying attention. "But if ye screw one goat..."

ahahaha... pple usually recognise someone for their wrong-doings better than their achievements... how sad, but true.

cheers =)

wootz!!!!

2006-05-06T23:57:00.000+08:00

Expect the Unexpected.

i woke up late this morning, n struggled to get up on time for the match... i was preparing to leave home, when i received calls from some SLK-nians...

'eh raining farking heavily at my side now sia... how?'

'gd wad... tad means we'll win farking heavily'

ahahaha i must have like said the same thing abt 6 times to those who called me regarding the weather... u see, SLK has a winning streak of 7 games ( i think ) when it comes to us playing in wet conditions.. so it was probably a sign tad today's game will go our way..

went our way, it sure bloody did!!!

the rain died down when we reach the venue... took awhile for both teams to settle down n get the game going.. Team Rainbow, who last year thrashed us 6-0, seemed to have a number of changes in their lineup... however their key players were still there, n they were the ones who can make the difference in this game...

however, Wah scored SLK's fastest goal in history when he managed to score the opening goal after just 44secs!!! shortly after tad, auggy made it 2-0... we were cruising... n we were simply dictating the flow of the game...

however, a confusion over the call of the linesman ( tian ) led to Rainbow pulling a goal back... i will take full responsibility for tad goal... i heard tian's call for offside thus i didn't clear the ball away.. only for the opposition to overrule tad offside decision n took the ball away n scored... the fark?!?!?!! this is wad happens when there ain't any ref ard... shitty...

but then, tad drove us to a higher tempo... n an avalanche of 6 goals was to be followed... wah,quek n auggy were the main culprits for causing the avalanche... ahahah n we were 8-1 up... n although there were some valid goals from us tad was dubiously ruled off, we ourselves noe wad the actual scoreline was....

this was the starting lineup i chose:

-Wah---------------------Boon-
-----------Auggy---------------
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---Long----Quek-------Neil---
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-Bak---Me-------Tan----Sam-
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-----------Joey----------------

subs: Jared, Joshua Tian, Meng
special guest player: zhao

hahaha... a hell of a game... we now are on clouds nine, n optimistic abt AFL... let's hope everything goes well...

after the game, we had lunch b4 heading home... tonite we were supposed to have a post-match celebration n celebrate DARYL ONG'S BIRTHDAY!!! ahahaha... plans were made to have dinner at bugis first, b4 heading to MOS to 'chill'... most of them went home to catch some much deserved sleep, however i did not have tad luxury... i was gonna go to CWP to catch MI3 wif ed... ya tad bitch made me go there... @*#&#&*##... ahahahaha...

she ah... stay so near all yet turned up late... kaoz i was pissed sia... wanted to show her some of my deadly attitude... but i managed to hold it back, n off we went to catch the show...
however, as things didn't really go as planned, i didn't met them for dinner at bugis... it was only after i sent ed home then i messaged boon to ask where they were, n where they intended to head to next... but he was unsure himself, n plus the fact tad there are a number of us who ain't 18 officially yet, i don't think they would head to MOS... so in the end, i took 853 from Yishun ( yes yishun... tad's where tad farking ed stays... kaoz... ) back home... omg i can't feel my ass now... numb after tad hellish an hour n 15 min ride... bahz...

just caught some of the election results as i reached home... as expected, PAP took the majority of the seats.. but it is always nice to see the opposition bringing out the underdog spirit.. ahahha... things are certainly much more interesting when there is a minority group of selected individuals who are willing n brave enuf to stand up against the distinctively 'routine' PAP... hahaah... it will be interesting how i will actually feel when my turn to vote arrives.. n tad will prob take some time as the MP for Marine Parade is Goh Chok Tong ah... the fark who will contest him balls... zzzzzz.z.z.z.z.z.zzzzz.z.z.z.z.

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher Fainted.

ahahaha...

cheers =)

z.zz.zzzz

2006-05-05T23:59:00.000+08:00

shitty things tend to occur when u least expect it.

fark it... received a call from the SSC ( Singapore Sports Council ) that the Marina Field is water-clogged and the match tmr will have to be canceled... the hell...

so... venue changed... Gan Eng Seng Sec School... one of the shittiest place to play in.

line-up as follow:

------------Auggy------------
--Quek----------------Wah--
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-----Long---Josh---Neil-----
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---Bak---Me---Tan---Sam-
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-----------Joey-------------

somehow... i ain't tad enthu into this match... fortunately in a sense, we couldn't get a ref and the field is in no condition to play in... thus i will be able to get my refund... well... shall see how it goes tmr then...

sry... damn tired... posted this for SLK's reference only...

cheers =)

ahahahha

2006-05-03T23:41:00.000+08:00

From :
Adrian Ng
Sent :
Monday, May 1, 2006 2:09 PM
To :
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CC :
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Subject :
The Future of Us.

If you have received this email, you are then considered to be the CHOSEN ONE. We have braved through thick and thin, together, as one. It seems that our passion and determination can drive us to higher levels.
Right now, there is an opportunity for us to take the next step-Amateur Soccer. The AFL ( Amateur Football League ) has openings for registrations. SLK have decided to sign up for the Sunday Evening League, which pits us against 9 other teams for 18 games over a course of nearly 5 months starting from the first week of June. We are serious about this. Jerseys have to be printed asap, money has to be collected, fitness must be achieved. Money wise it is undecided yet due to uncertainty over sponsorship, but i hope you guys won't fret much about that. We have a week to decide, the deadline for registration is on the 14th of this month.

Consider it. You could be part of something special.
Go for what you yearn. I hope to receive your replies asap.
Cheers.

Ahahaha the election fever is coming!!! as u can see, i tried to produce a rally of my own for my SLK pals... hope tad i earn their votes.. so far the response has been excellent... ahahaha =p

been pretty tied up nowadays, wif long schedules piling up on me.. if it ain't school lessons, then it's work. fark been having 9am to 11pm hours for the past 3 days.. tmr although i ain't working, i am going for the soccer trials alongside SLK legends Bak, Meng, Sam and Auggy... ahahhaa... well we ain't aiming to get into the team.. but as quoted from auggy- '' we are out to kick some mat ass''

i apologise for tad somehow racist comment.. pls feel free to bombard auggy at his blog.. it's under my SLK links... ahahahaha.

well this sat there's gonna be a match against this team.. we played against them b4 last year, with us getting thrashed 6-0... it's time to see whether we have improved, in sense physically and mentally.. i see improvements in our play, so i hope we can gather a gd result this sat..

by the way, this sat match would not have been organised if not for sam and me ah... farking cannot trust liverpool bastards like bak to get simple things done ( i have said this countless times )... book the damn field like as hard as losing ur right testis sia... ahahaha... i skipped my lect today from 2 to 4 just so that i could go to tampines stadium n get ourselves a pitch... hahaha and the always-almost-there-for-me ed accompanied me... n we were pretty mad today, talking n doing lots of shit... ahahaha...

SLK, match is on. Time to show what we can do. 9am at Marina Field 1. Be Punctual.

Play with your Heart and Desire. Play Beautiful. Joga Bonito.

The Great Wiener Caper

One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the streets of New York, when they decided that they were beginning to get sober. They checked their pockets to see how much money they had on them. They were disappointed to only find $1.25.
Finally after a period of deep and intense thought, one of the men got an idea. He went to a hot dog stand, bought a hot dog, and went to a bar to begin drinking. They did shot after shot, until the bartender told the two that if they wanted any more drinks they better show him that they had some money to pay for them. The man with the hot dog opened his zipper and put the wiener through the opening. He had his friend get down and start sucking on it. The bartender cursed them and made them leave. They went to bar after bar with this routine until they were dog drunk. They staggered out into the streets, satisfied and wasted. "Man," one of the drunks said, "I've got to admit, that hot dog trick worked great." "Actually," the second drunk said, "I ate the hot dog at the second bar!"

ahahaha...the hell...

cheers =)

afl

2006-05-01T17:53:00.000+08:00

Relish what we yearn for.

this is purely another one of those 'Adrian and his soccer' type of posts again..

i called the representative for the Amateur Football League for enquiries.. it seems tad the response is not tad gd, with the exception of the sunda evening one... he has agreed to give me a slot in should we intend to register in 7 days time.. the deadline is on 14 may... SLK, this league is easier than ESPZEN's... pls think abt it seriously, i wish to play competitively consistently... i', sure u guys yearn for it too.. hahaha... do not think abt the fact that we are young n blah blah blah, i do feel we can learn alot from this...

if we do register, we can relish what we yearn for.

sorry, soccer is in my blood.

cheers =)

smoker.

2006-04-28T22:03:00.000+08:00

I'm such a filial bastard- and irony is my game.

when i told my dad i will get him a present equivalent to a week of allowance ($80), i didn't expect myself to go anywhere near it... however, i was strucked. big time.

the ultimate smoking collection for a Beatle fan ( my old man )... a Beatles cigarette case and a farking limited edition oil lighter... fucking set me aside 100 bucks man... it's so cool, it made me feel like picking up smoking just to use it.. ahahhahaah!!!

hmmmmm.....

well b4 i bought the gift, i caught a show wif edwina at tm today... we had time to spare after our classes anyway.. we caught a show called 'Boy eats Girl' or smth.. it was quite a shitty show, but we were desperate as the timings for the other shows didn't really suit.. haahah.. the show was.. pretty shitty, but there were the slight moments whereby we were scared shit. ahahahah...

tmr's soccer is on. can't wait to play.

Man, I Feel Like A Woman

I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic.
"I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?"
The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man.
"I can make you feel like a woman," was his reply.
He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said...
"Iron this!"

ahahahah... wad the fark?!?!

cheers =)

ahahah

2006-04-27T21:32:00.000+08:00

Soccer is in my blood- Big time.

check out this video i did... it's pretty short, n very lame... ahahaha...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyzone79as

i'm such an attentive student....

back from some event organised by my diploma course... n i was appointed to be a facilitator ( someone to guide the freshies around, n at the same time ensure tad they have lotsa fun blah blah blah ) it was very enjoyable.. i got a very good class, n a simple equation- gd class + gd facilitator = FARKING GOOD TEAM.. ahahahah.. we were very impressive i must say.. but freakin tired at the end of the events...

aiyah fark la stupid bak seng... u can never trust a liverpool fan.. ask him to organise a SIMPLE soccer match, yet he macam some gu niang all take his own sweet time.. until wed also haven't ask.. useless shit.. useless liverpool assholes...

but nvm, we might have a game lining up for next sat.. we shall discuss on sat morning soccer sua.. ( meng i'm helping u save some sms here. )

cheers =)

school.

2006-04-26T00:15:00.000+08:00

My attitude is what sets me apart.

it's been awhile since i last updated.. it ain't due to the many duties tad i have to uphold, it is simply my laziness tad puts me off to sleep instead of blogging... ahahhahaha.

well, school has unfortunately begun.. gone are the days whereby i look forward to attending classes... the zhaoing of class 10mins b4 recess so tad we could escape the mass crowd in the lining up of food... n of course the main reason- after school soccer.. tad's like wad i always go to school for- soccer.

i'm such a soccer freak.

ahhahahahaha... i have officially begun my 2nd year in poly... feels no diff, except tad i see alot of freshies ard... somehow u can tell by just looking at their outfits, posture and the way they try to show their arse ard... farking posers... ahahahha...

i met my new classmates... somehow, i was kinda expecting to see the pple i am looking at then in the classroom... a few gals esp, i had tad feeling i will get drafted into the same class... ahhahaha fortunately this farkass idiot isn't in my class.. n i thank god for tad.

all good things come to an end, that i noe truely well. i have this tutor who is truely going to look forward to putting me in a spot now, after my 'attitude has really disturbed' her during my first lesson with her.. the hell wad i did is purely.. nothing?!!? making a big fuss all... useless tutor have to earn my respect first eh... if not then my attitude will not die down... bitch.

ahahaha.. enuf abt school, it's putting u all to sleep!!! now eh... back to being a soccer freak.

admist all the hype and enthusiasm of SLK taking the next step to becoming an official amateur team.. i am sorry to say i will have to discard the idea.. i am really into the idea, but i do know we ain't ready yet.. well we could be, all we need to do is invite better players into our team, n we could be on our way to glory... but will i opt for tad?? passion n spirit for the game was wad brought us together, n i feel it should stick tad way.. i don't really like the idea of adding in more skillful players, as i feel guilty of having to drop the lesser-players... honestly speaking i hate to choose the line-ups... it sucks to do so wif having to tell ur buddy he ain't starting.. they have been supportive and understanding though.. i'm glad for tad... tad's y i am so into getting a 'gaffer' for us.. relieves me of tad particular responsibility...

well, my life's getting routine, nth special's coming up lately for me... later there's a match on.. gonna watch it n as a result, i am missing my morning lecture tmr... hey u can't blame me eh, it ain't my idea to have the game being showcast so early in the morning.. although it does make my decision on whether to attend classes much simpler.... ahahahhaha.

A Husband's Moment of Realization

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."

ahahahah... kanna bastard big time.

cheers =)

Pro

2006-04-17T16:34:00.000+08:00

Shall we take this one big step??

this post is mainly for SLK only... as suggested by sam, shall we move out of routine sat mornings of street soccer and on to the very much 'prestigious' sunday league for the 'amateurs'?? ahahaha....

check this out- www.espzen.com

sponsors are well appreciated, there's already a shortlist of the potential candidates for the position as coach for us.. home and away kits are essential, as are quick feet + big hearts. ahahah. we might even have to change our name...

i am seriously thinking abt this.. meng imagine the amount of money u can save on sms-es as our fixtures will be known online... yea... ahahhahaha... but then we might need some players- jie rui is ineligible to play for us.

Current Squad-

Adrian Tan, Andre Koh, Vincent Yeow, Daryl Ong, Jared Chan, Samuel Tan, Foo Jie Long, Dennis Quek, Joshua Sandosham, Terence Wah, Augustine Soong, Joey Ng, Neil Chia, Tan Boon Hau, Adrian Ng.

*latest news- sam's uncle is willing to sponsor 40% of our expenses, and our good old botak ex-teacher Christopher Wee has agreed to be our coach. things are looking bright.

cheers =)

argh.

2006-04-16T23:47:00.000+08:00

Joga Bonito- I live for football.

argh... i think i just recovered from food poisoning... damn it yesterday nite after work i wasn't feeling well, so i took a cab home.. ahahaha tad must have been the worst ride for me as i had to ask the driver to stop the cab 3 times during the journey back.. as i needed to puke. argh.

yes 3 times... i wasn't drunk or anything, n couldn't really recall wad could possibly be the reason for this upset.. but vomiting all the shit in me certainly didn't felt good.. fark it.

well at least i'm slightly better now... it's been pretty routine the past week for me.. if i ain' working, i'll be playing soccer or at home lazing ard wif my ps2.. it's been awhile since i caught a movie too... eh anyone wishes to jio me out?!?!?

well i've been pretty lazy to blog, so pardon me til i blog my next entry.. as for now, i shall try to improve myself in soccer to uphold the art of Joga Bonito!! ahahahaha n yes of course to prevent myself from puking my guts out... argh..

Stone Surprise

One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
"Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran away as fast as i could."

ahahhaah... the sweet innocence of children...

cheers =)

back

2006-04-06T21:36:00.000+08:00

Bintan Bintan there we went.

i'm back from my short, but enjoyable trip from bintan!! kinda shagged rite now, so well ya as the popular saying goes ' a picture paints a thousand words', i shall let the pics do the talking then..

we wasted no precious time and spent our time on activities like snooker..

snooked well, i did... at least stance-wise...

tan and i looking as though we just scored bak and meng from the back..

enjoying the night breeze as we had our dinner...

we made a number of new friends...

bak and meng got a little over-friendly with them...

hey, friends are supposed to be there when you need them right?

well we did some more stuff there.. sam n i went for an upper body massage ( it was gd n cheap shit!!! ) while meng tan n bak went trying out activities like archery n field shooting... we also were constantly heading to the pool n beach for some soccer, water polo, swims n yes of course on the lookout for beach babes ( disappointed, we were. )

it was an excellent trip, although there was a lack of shopping due to the very very limited items on display.. so yea pls do not blame me for not getting u a gift.. ahahahha...

well hey me being back here safely, is a gd gift itself ya... ahhahahaha.. =p

Paying the Price of Marriage

William and Mildred were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. William brushed her off rather rudely. Mildred objected, "William, she was nice, that young woman, and you were so rude."
"Mildred, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." In their room, William called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?" She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door. William opened it and Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.
William asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."
Candie laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."
William said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Candie came up behind William pointed slyly at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"

ahahah... u pay peanuts, u get monkey...

cheers =)

bintan

2006-04-02T22:52:00.000+08:00

we call ourselves the bintan boyzzzz.

alrite it's been awhile since i blogged... ahahahahhaha i apologise for my laziness.. let's get started yea?

the past week's been pretty ordinary... nth special.. had a class bbq at my tutor's on thursday.. it was pretty enjoyable, but however a measly group of us turned out only.. useless bunch of classmates i have.. ahahahaha!!!

supposed to attend the topman fashion show wif auggy,sam n boon on fri... but bro suddenly had to be admitted to hospital for suspicion of hfmd... fortunately it was just some skin disorder he had, n is on the way for recovery.. thank god.

today played in a soccer match for my fren.. got his sudden plea for players when a few others really pangseh-ed him big time last min... despise these type of pple... esp since i know them... the fark one of them even called me to tell me not to go as 'i am the only one there wif my fren's team'... the hell bunch of pussies... fortunately i turned up, i had a great game n is now due to buy a souvenir for edwina as we made a deal b4 the match... shit.

o yea speaking abt souvenir, i am going to bintan!!! woots woots!!!
ahahaha we call ourselves the bintan boyzzz- tan,sam,meng,bak n me!
i was more preferable on 6 of us, as it seems like a nicer number n we can play beach soccer 3-v-3 instead of now being 2-v3 or go ard searching for opponents.. macam like the boys from brazil all...

yea the boys from brazil... there's actually a competition organised whereby this team of farking god-like futsal players come from brazil to challenge players from countries all over the world... they are now in sg ah.. it's called DEFEND YOUR TURF.. sounds pretty intimidating, was tempted to ask some of me pals to join, but after seeing the players in action n their cv, i guess i have to just stick to sat morn soccer wif slk... ahahahahah..

well i am almost geared up for my trip.. will be leaving on tues, n be back on thurs.. let's hope i have fun, n maybe get a souvenir for u too.. special thanks to auggy n quek for being the nicest of bastards by pangseh-ing us last min... u shitheads.. aahahahhaah.

Blonde in the Mirror

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"

ahahaha... another classic blonde joke...

cheers =)

yeay

2006-03-26T09:43:00.000+08:00

this illness has taken away my sanity.

woohoo!!! finally gotten rid of tad damn fever i had for the past week... wah worse week of my life sia (pls do not get confused wif the other post, that was the worse week of my SOCCER life)...

pple actually questioned whether i really used fever pads.. hey pls ah it's a kool invention k.. just wearing it makes one feel better n feel kool..

see.see. kool right... ahahaha

wah i saw one of meng's post on his blog the other time... he said he nv receives any messages to get well n all... sad sia.. but nvm meng GET WELL SOON K!!! I LURVE YOU LOTS LOTS!!! ahahahha... close enuf la tad u get this msg from me.. a-d-r-i-a-n and a-n-d-r-e-w... not much diff wad.. both 6-letters all.. ahahahah ok i'm going to be so screwed for posting this shit..

ahahahaha!!!!!!! come get me meng!!!

alrite time to behave n act like i'm 18... it's hard to act someone younger, but hey i have gotta learn at some point of my life.. it seems tad there's a bunch of immature pple hanging ard my tagboard posting lame shits there... but nvm only lame shits are allowed at this blog, so tad means quek u are banned... u r the only perfect piece of shit i noe walking ard and fine with being the shit he is... ahahahah... liverpool farker...

alright i'm finally fit enuf to play soccer again.. woohoo!! legs itchy all.. i went to play on thurs despite still having a fever, n somehow i played exceptionally well ah... but then when i reached home i was so screwed... fever shot up again ah fark... fortunately i had my kool and trendy friend wif me.. no not gayson.. it's mr koolfever... ahahahh..

forgive me.. this illness has seriously taken away my sanity..

Who's Egg Is This?

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

"In my family," the Scotsman said, "we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up. Then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots kicked the Englishman as hard as he could in the balls. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his nuts and howled in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

"Keep the goddamn egg."

ahahahaahhaha!!! farking hell...

cheers =)

sick shit...

2006-03-21T23:03:00.000+08:00

from one state to another.

i'm having a fever now.. it's been there since sunday.. wonder how the hell i got it suddenly, i was bloody fine on sat la!!! fark....

well have been stoning at home since yest.. wow the luxury of just stoning n the power to command anyone to do ur bidding ( just becoz i'm sick, they r afraid tad i will pass the illness to them should they disobey me ).. but fark it i was soooooo weak ah... my legs hardly had the strength to support myself.. wad's worse, when i was dragged to play soccer wif my bro kenneth, i took a mild kick at the ball n i fell, wif the damn ball even rolling backwards as if it was mocking me ( alrite i'm bullshiting here.. i'm too strong for mild kicks.. ) but seriously, illness overpowers me and i certainly need some strength to recover...

well let's recap on wad i have been thru since yest...

: 49 cups of water ( and counting )
: 37 trips to the washroom ( and counting )
: 25 hours of sleep ( wait... how do i count myself sleeping... )
: 16 hours of TV
: 12 hours of PS2
: 8 fever pads used ( yes, i do use fever pads.. )
: 4 glasses of ling yang ( yuck )

well obviously as u can see, things are slightly exaggerated here... 25+16+12= 53 hours.. but wad the heck do u think i care?? things which get blown up certainly brings spice ard.. ( tempted to type down a dirty comment here... but i shall restrain myself.. )

anyway, today's my darling edwina's bday!!! woots woots!!! ahahah she's finally 18.. well not say i have been longing for her to turn 18 or wadsoever.. now i don't have to send her back home by 11 anymore...... aahhahaha!!! best wishes babe =)

let's wish me a speedy recovery yea.

Three Guys Go to Heaven

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."

ahahahah... laughters the best medicine...

cheers =)

soccer fever!!

2006-03-18T22:41:00.000+08:00

soccer is in my blood.

i couldn't sleep well last nite, probably a little hyped up for the match.. was supposed to meet jo,bak n meng at pwp bus stop to take cab towards tanglin mall at 7.30, which means i could wake up ard 6.30 n still have plenty of time to spare.. but the heck i woke up at 5 instead... was feeling hungry so went to 7-11 to grab me some breakfast... n i was stoning my way til it was 7.30...

alrite, match analysis time.. ahahah the result: 6-4.
we totally dominated in the first half,taking a 3 goal lead... n then the usual happened... I GOT COMPLACENT... ahahaha... the opposition managed to pull a goal back b4 half-time, n i accept main responsibility for it... i was practically ball watching while the opponents were owning my defence.. ahahah.. as said, if I was there the goal would definitely not be conceded, no matter wad the situation was.. ahahah!!!

i swear, tad goal was just the wake up call i needed.. i started to pull up my socks ( not literally, my new socks were just fine )... however, we were let down by mistakes by our defence... bahz i was kinda pissed... from 3-1 up we suddenly conceded goals in succession til we were down 3-4 ( wtf??!!!!! )... my god it could have been worse as quek almost scored an own goal if not for my timely intervention... ahahah!!!

sensing tad things needed to get shuffled ard, i made tactical switches to my line-up.. to great effect as we scored the equaliser from the next play.. we started pushing up the tempo n managed to hit 2 more goals to secure the win... woohoo!!!

Special Mentions:
August in scoring his first few goals for SLK, scoring a total of 4 goals in this game.
Tan in covering my lazy ass til i 'woke up'.
Quek in making me look good by clearing away your stupid mistake.
Joshua for his mad running. And i mean MAD.
Jo for also, mad running.
Meng for scoring what must be the goal of the season. Unfortunately it was the wrong side of the field......

ahahaha.. after the game we went to have lunch.. n i collected a $100 nike voucher from tian.. i bought it from him for $70... ahahah wad a steal!! thinking of getting some items... hmmmm...
after lunch took cab back wif bak, whereby i collapsed upon reaching home.. a short shower, n zzz i went.........

woke up at 5.15pm, n headed downstairs for soccer wif my neighbourhood pals.. ahahha i was tired, but i somehow still have the energy to play... ahahaha it seems like my sats are dedicated to soccer... but now i'm so shagged.. but hey Man Utd's on now.. ahaha so ya ciao!!!

soccer is in my blood.

Botched Robbery

Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them is inside getting the money, the other is waiting in the getaway car. The man in the car is nervous because his partner hasn't come out yet. Finally, the doors of the bank burst open... out comes the partner, lugging a large safe tied up with a rope. As they are getting in the car, the doors to the bank burst open a second time. The security guard comes out. His pants are around his ankles, and he is shooting his gun at the two men in the car. The man who was in the getaway car starts yelling at his partner: “I knew you'd mess up! You always mess up! I told you to BLOW the SAFE and TIE UP the GUARD!”

ahahah... wad a sucker..

cheers =)

nanny

2006-03-16T23:10:00.000+08:00

ahahha my bro kenneth is a hell of a lucky guy.. today brought him out to catch a show together wif edwina.. so ya the both of us were pampering him n going by his every decision... edwina n i wanted to catch cry wolf, but due to concerns for my overly cowardly 6-year old bro, we decided to catch nanny mcphee instead... it was.. alrite la.. quite predictable, but quite a touching show too.. ahahah..
( by the way, edwina can be a hell of a mum =p )

i woke up this morning pretty early.. wore my boots n brought a ball downstairs to just have a kickabout n get used to my new boots.. the last match when i first wore it i got blisters..which sucked big time.. this time round, i feel more comfortable... strikers beware!!!!

i feel so uneasy wif myself now in terms of affairs of the heart.. ahaha.. kk i have really tried to let it go.. maybe wad i need now is a sudden twist in my life, like another one who pops up n produces magical moments(.......) alrite tad's cheesy... ahahahah!!!!

A Little Help From the Shakes

There was a 40 year old man called Ian, and he had a girlfriend, Edna, who was 80 years old. They only saw each other on Saturdays. He would go to Edna''s house every Saturday, without fail. They would sit down next to each other and Edna would just hold Ian''s penis, then Ian would go home after so long,disappointed.
One week Ian never turned up, but Edna thought nothing of it. Three more weeks went by, and again Ian never turned up. By this time Edna was very concerned about him. She phoned him up and asked, "Where have you been the last four Saturdays?"
Ian replied, "I have been round at Margret''s house."
Shocked Edna shouted, "MARGRET? She is 98 years old, what the hell has she got that I haven''t?" Ian answered, "Parkinson''s desease!"

ahahah!!! the jobs a hand can do... ahahaha

cheers =)

s

2006-03-15T00:42:00.000+08:00

kk... wif more updated team news i have came up wif a slightly tinkered lineup for this sat.. from the feedback i recieved from my fellow professionals n 1 highly enthusiastic fan of Joenald0dekaka ( the fark??? ) i present to u the winning eleven:

------Jo-------------------
------------Auggy---------
---------------------------
Neil-------Joshua----Quek
------Long----------------
---------------------------
Bak----Tan-----------Sam
---------------Me---------
---------------------------
---------Jie Rui-----------

kk i gotta apologise... i'm kinda soccer-hyped lately... so ya.. too bad if u ain't much of a soccer fan.. ahahahahhahaahh.. hey this is my blog anyway........

What Happens to IRS Cheats After Death

One day, a man named Tony died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away.
He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos, Tony asked him what was going on. Carlos replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money... even more than you did." They both shook their heads and figured that, as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos and their two beastly women were walking along one day, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could have sworn they saw their friend John up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel-centerfold woman. Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact, it was their friend John. They asked him how is it that he is with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these digustingly awful women.
John replied, "I have no idea and I'm definitely not complaining. This has been positively the best time of my life (and I'm dead!) and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only one thing I can't seem to understand. Every time after we have sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself "Damn income taxes!"

ahahah... here's a gd joke..

cheers =)

sss

2006-03-13T00:44:00.000+08:00

this sat having a match against some tp team... so ya having being updated wif the latest team news, this is the line-up i have in mind:

-------Joey--------------
---------------Quek-----
-------------------------
Neil-------Auggy---Josh
-------Long-------------
-------------------------
Bak-----Tan--------Sam
-------------Me---------
-------------------------
---------Jie Rui---------

wah couldn't make it this sat, so i have tinkered a little... glad to have tan n long back for this round.. n ya by the way SLK, i'll be entertaining certain special requests from u all.. if it seems feasible i might just go along wif it.. for this sat Joey has requested to play him upfront n see how it goes.. so yea u better score u jackass... ahahhahaha...

feel free to leave ur comments on this line-up.

cheers =)

tired shiit

2006-03-13T00:06:00.000+08:00

ahahah been awhile since i update my blog, so here goes..

as said i went nite cycling on thurs nite all the way til fri morning... tiring but damn fun.. we cycled from east coast to paya lebar, then to tampines, followed by bedok for a pit stop at macs.. then we picked ourselves up n made our way to singapore expo, b4 cycling to changi for our 2nd pit stop at a kopitiam tad was kinda infested wif gay shits ah.. ahahah.. then we made the damn blooooody long direct ride back from the changi connector to east coast again...

ahahah this pic was taken by our risk-taking photographer when we were mad cycling at the changi connector...

we took a break upon reaching east coast park.. we intended to catch the sunrise there... i dozed off due to fatigue.. ahahah but i work up just in time..

not the best of sunrises though.. the clouds were pretty thick in the morning... ahaha anyway we got up n headed to macs for breakfast, b4 returning our bikes n headed home to get our much deserved rest especially for our sorry palms n arses... haha...

today went to get my hair cut n coloured ah... kaoz now i look like some bengster ah... hahahahahaha... shite...

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.

ahahah... nice pull...

cheers =)

woots

2006-03-08T01:26:00.000+08:00

well looking back the weekend i experienced the lowest moments of my soccer life... 2 losses during the weekends, bets with sg pools didn't go my way.. heck i even lost to LIVERPOOL playing winning eleven... wtf... kk but i have gotten over it, n i'm raring to win now... from wad i see, i cannot go any further down than this state..

so yea tonight i made a few adventurous bets.. well as my fav saying goes: fortune favours the brave... so ya ahahha if everything goes according to plan i will be $550 richer tmr morning... come on!!!!

today i went to catch Underworld Evolution.. i had to keep my promise of a 'date' wif this fren... so i had to go to CAUSEWAY POINT ah to watch... omg... the distance can kill me la!!! omg... edwina n sharon i finally understand how it feels to travel to tp from yishun now... kaoz...

the show was alrite... lotsa blood n gore, n yea nudity n crude language, hence the M18 rating...

well after tad met up wif some gio pals to go for supper at bedok.. just reached home only.. hahaha.. tired shit sia but tmr working so cannot slack... bahz.. ahhahaha.. well maybe taking a short nap b4 the games begin.. come on come on...

Bad Case of the Stutters

A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him.
Finally one doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your stuttering".
The man asked, "Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem."
The doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very large. The weight of your penis is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your stuttering. The only solution to this is to perform a penis transplant."
The man was really tired of his stuttering, so he agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor. The transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without any stutter.
At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large penis, and how the girls used to love it.
He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stutter, but I miss my old penis. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange penises back."
The doctor shook his head and replied, "That's im.. im.. im.. impo.. impossible."

fucked

2006-03-05T19:43:00.000+08:00

bad day.damn pissed.

1 goal, 2 assists. lost 7-5.

deja vu.

poor finishing. shaky defence. keeper blunders.

fark.

sun burned

2006-03-05T00:09:00.000+08:00

i was teased.
heavily.

wanna noe y? kk... today as said i had a match... lost 4-0... was kinda pissed at how we conceded but hey let's just forget it n move on... this time round the opponents were certainly much stronger then the previous round when we won them... ahahahah...

kk didn't really say y i was teased.. i am half malay half chinese now.. my body is SO improportionately tanned ah... basket... just now after the match i went to work.. kaoz my colleagues made fun of me the whole time ah... damn.. even the customers questioned y i am so unevenly tanned... it was such tad the match was played under FARKING hot n dry weather ah... n obviously i was wearing my jersey(which is short sleeve) so naturally only those areas exposed to the sunlight would get tanned wad... kaoz asking me y the upper part of my arm so white whereas the lower part was so tanned.... fark la.

tmr having another match.. this time for MPFC... let's hope i can get smth out of this.. i don't wanna lose 2 matches in a week.. tad will kinda make me rethink abt playing soccer again.. ahahahahahaha... but i doubt tad will happen =p

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''
The brother thought about it and apologized.
"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."

ahahha... the hell...

cheers =)

k box

2006-03-02T22:56:00.000+08:00

haha 2 posts in a day.. one abt soccer, the other abt the other 'happenings'... ahahhaha...

just reached home.. today had a shop gathering wif my colleagues.. went to eat steamboat at simei.. wah kaoz all eat until bloated sia... then we all went to marina square for a jolly K-BOX session!!! ahahah this time round my library of chi songs have widen so i wasn't taddddd awkward there... hahahahah.. we belted out hits, danced n pranced abt, took photos n just let our hair down... it was a pretty enjoyable day, to my surprise... i tot this uncanny bunch of misfits would turn out to be a pretty boring session.. but how wrong i was.. ahahahhaha..

i bought a nike bag today too when at marina square.. woohoo!!! ahahahah... now all tad's left on my agenda would be a new pair of shoes... hmmm must go search abt now...

kk pretty shagged now... tmr working the whole bloody day.. matches for this weekend are drawing near.. think i will post again during the weekends.. hahaha to keep u all updated on the matches played.. as for now, read up n liven up!!

Chucky at the Movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes."
"I'm sorry sir.", said the ticket agent, "We don't allow animals in the theater."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie. "Marge", whispered Mildred.
"What", said Marge.
"I think this guy next to me is a pervert.", said Mildred.
"What makes you think that", asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it", said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all."
"I thought so", said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn!"

now tad's wad i call a nice 'bird'... ahahahah...

cheers =)

Lineups

2006-03-02T10:00:00.000+08:00

kk... as promised... here are the line-ups for this weekend matches...

SLK v.s Some CJC team
Venue: Bukit Timah
Time: 11-1pm

Players available for this match:
GK:Jie Rui
DF:Sam, Meng, Bak, Jared, Daryl, Me
MF:Neil, Josh, Joe
ST:Quek, Wah, Boon,

Players on trial: Augustine(ST), Tian(??)

And here's the starting lineup: 4-4-2*

-----------------Wah------------
-----Augustine------------------
---------------------------------
---------------------------------
Neil---------Josh----------Quek
-----------Joe------------------
---------------------------------
Daryl---Bak----------------Sam
----------------Me-------------
--------------------------------
----------Jie Rui---------------

ahahah... the players on 'trial' basis... tian has been a regular on 'trial' player hoping to make it into the team.. eh.. we shall see on tad.. whereas making his debut for SLK is Augustine Soongam!! ahahahah... hopefully he can make a similiar impact as per our recent addition Jie Rui... ahahahah.... cheers =)

boots!

2006-03-01T18:31:00.000+08:00

kk haven't been updating... lazy la... ahahaha...

can't remember wad the hell i have been doing... so yea just gonna blog abt today... just came back home from penisula... went wif joenaldo to buy soccer boots...

n yea this is the boots i have chosen... ahahaha... bought it from weston... list price was 159... but the guy sold it to me for 119... not bad la... anyway not i pay.. ahahah... part of my old man's deal for my bday gift... woots!!!

by the way.. this ain't the real shit... as in not the 'real' version for this model... this is actually the replica for the 'real' one... now only those who are frequent soccer players noe wad i'm talking abt... this is the 'best amongst the fakes'... ahahah... the hell i'm confusing even myself here........

feeling hyped for the SLK's match this sat... but then i just received news tad a few players can't make it.. damn... some are first-teamers somemore... so now i gotta tinker ard... n i'm sure our opponents this sat will be much better than the previous time we played against them ( we won them 2-0 )... so yea... i should be going for a more defensive line-up this time round...

this sun also got match... this time for MPFC... wah... talk abt being match-fit... if this sun MPFC wins we will most probably turn 'professioinal'... ahahah... n tad means getting our own set of jerseys n all... ahahhah... the hell...

well maybe tmr i shall unveil my lineups for this weekend matches... ahahahah... as for now.. feeling lazy all... so shall stop now ya...

Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.
"Help us, help us!" yells the other.
"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.
"Good idea," said the other.
"Together, together!"

ahahha... omg this is one of the best blonde jokes ever... ahahahahha...

cheers =)

soccer crazy!!

2006-02-25T22:22:00.000+08:00

ahahah... today my day was practically abt one thing- soccer.

well this morning as said had the match against some unknown team... well when my fren said they sucked, i didn't think tad they would actually SUCK tad much as to get thrashed 13-1 by us!!!! woots!!!! aiyah... i played like crap la... all i can say is 2 goals, 5 assists. enuf said =p

after tad we went to eat n then took cab home... o yea we played at st wilfred... not bad la the place... wah upon reaching home i was knocked out ah... shagged... woke up at 5pm, n then went to play soccer again... ahahahha... we were complaining of numb legs, body aches n all la... but still we played soccer... MPFC is actually damn 'on' abt soccer la... we actually went to a construction site just now to steal some cones... yes STEAL... ahahah sry i mean BORROW... so tad we could use the cones as goalposts at a nearby field to improve our field-play... ahahhaah... hey one of those damn cones cost ard 30 bucks la... the hell...

well... gonna watch soccer soon... so yea... today's pretty much soccer-ly... well tmr i will be starting work again... wah the hols are here... shall work my ass off then... ahahah...

Sex On The Beach

A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water.
"There," he says. "Now you're screwed."

ahahah... she's 'screwed' alrite...

cheers =)

bahzz.... shit...

2006-02-24T22:55:00.000+08:00

finally the dreaded exams are over... bahz... not like i give a damn... seriously i totally slacked boy... hardly studied at all...

today was extremely a crappy day ah... fark... had a terrible flu... omg... couldn't study,concentrate n i was struggling wif my paper today ah... hahaha was sneezing throughout the paper... wah the part time invigilator is young n quite a sight... so diff from all the old grogy looking seniors... ahahha... she offered me some mints n asked if i was ok n all... ahahahha...

but i screwed up the paper. totally. fark.

left early... supposed to go out wif classmates after paper to celebrate... but i couldn't stand it... i took cab home... bahz.... feel so bad la... pangseh them all when i was the one who was so enthu into going out... then in the evening supposed to go out for a dinner n bowling session wif some pals... but i couldn't make it as i had to be at home... sorry ah...

tmr got match... but not for SLK... playing for my hometown team... ahahah... Marine Parade Football Club... we making our debut match all... shall see how it goes...

my farking flu is killing me... can't take it anymore... damn.

brief prediction on my grades-

Microeconomics- B+
Accounts- C+
MBS- B
OB- B
Biz Stats- B+

n for ur info... i'm being optimistic...

Mom's Affair

There was this woman see, and she takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Without her knowing, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet, where the little boy is also hiding.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"

ahahah... wad an awesome joke...

cheers =)

lovely...

2006-02-22T22:09:00.000+08:00

You had really made my day
A lovely surprise in such a sweet way
My life will be dull without you
Thanks for making my wish come true

-Adrian
=)

BDAY

2006-02-22T09:02:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME......

kk adrian u r older now... pls behave urself... ahhahaha...

yea it seems like time just passes by.. it was like just yest whereby i had my MBS n Microecons paper... hey.. wait... it was yest.... ahahhaha..

i nv fail to amaze myself... let me tell u y... yest i had a paper at 9.30am... MBS la some computer shit theory... kk so i had like a week's plus to gather my notes n study... but because i'm Adrian i chose to study on monday at 11.45pm... kk tad seems fine, everyone does last min studying right? well i was gearing myself up to study when i went to get my notes.... FARK.

i realised, out of the 10 weeks of notes, i only had 3... omg.... i was stunned ah.... shit... ahhahaha... i told some of my gd pals abt it... so screwed i was... ahahha no time to do anything liao... then edwina called....

Edwina: eh u crazy ah how come only got 3 weeks of notes?
Me: eh....
Edwina: u got like over a week to prepare urself lor!!!
Me: eh....
Edwina: so how wad are u going to do now?
Me: eh....
Edwina: u noe how much i am worrying for u anot?
Me: then tmr morning meet up earlier study la..
Edwina: eh....

ah see... BO XIM...

aahhahahahah... well yest the MBS paper was from 9.30 to 11.30... i left at 10.45... then met up wif sam n amanda to go 'study'... kk we went to pwp.. bad choice... ahahah.. as expected i went home first la... to change n bathe all... so we went to macs to 'study'... but after eating, i totally pangseh them n went home.. to sleep... ahahahhaah!!!

kk they were pissed... but then eh give chance la... ahahhaha... yea so met them back at macs at 4... studied til 5... then off we went to school for my econs paper... the paper is scheduled from 7 to 9pm ah, i left at 8... ahahhahah... shows how practically screwed i am sia..... bahz......

after tad managed to gather a number of my classmates to go for supper at bedok blk 85... sam went also... macam like a mini celebration for me turning 18 la... we ordered too much ah... couldn't finish the food... haha... well after talking crap we decided to head home after a long day... so shared cab wif sam n 2 of my classmates... home sweet home...

yea received a number of birthday messages... but wah lao i was expecting more from those who were closer to me la... useless bunch of idiots... ahahahha kidding la... now tad i'm 18 i can finally claim my winnings from Singapore Pools officially using my own ic number ah... everytime i must fake my year one... ahahahhaha... kk today wed somemore... amanda,sam n i shared 3 numbers of 4-D yesterday... see we zhun bo... ahahahha....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.....

Lamaze Class

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

ahaha.. wad an arse...

cheers =)

bday

2006-02-20T22:00:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY... to my useless good for nothing sis...

well here are some of the photos we took yest... from my sis's bday...

ahahahah... hmmm... who could be the naughty one picking on the cake before it was cut eh....

obviously the one picking on the cake wasn't me... i was having a candid moment wif me little bro... ahahha...

well... it wasn't a blast of a party... my family seldom celebrate much... just the dinner at some restaurant n the cake cutting session at home... ahhahaha i'm clueless abt mine... i don't expect much la... hahahahah.... kk gotta go now... ciao...

Solitary Confinement Woes

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.
They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific."
They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love it."
They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"

the hell... ahahahah...

cheers =)

bday

2006-02-19T20:01:00.000+08:00

haha wow... i think i'm really starting to feel screwed... i mean not literally la... my blog will not have these type of 'stuff'... this is a PG blog k... not R21... ahahaha...

well back to me being screwed... eh... kk let's all get mature now... don't want meng to start fantasising abt me getting screwed n all... ahahhaha... well my exams are starting tmr... let's get a recap on my week on wad i have been doing yea..

Mon: Went out
Tues: Went out
Wed: Worked
Thurs: Went out
Fri: Went out
Sat: Went out

Sun: well this morning went for breakfast wif my family... then went to get a birthday cake for my younger sis... hers is today whereas mine is soon, but i decided not to hold the celebration together tonite... hahaha...

went to pwp to get a gift for my sis... then i asked my dad...

Me: eh u get gift for her then me le?
Dad: wad u want?
Me: no idea sia... wad's ur budget?
Dad: ah how abt u go sim lim square n get wad u want... like last time melissa( my elder sis ) bday... got her the PDA... ard $400+...

alrite balls... set ah my bday gift budget from me old man is $400+... ahahah... but still clueless on wad to buy sia... maybe an ipod photo sua.... ahahaha...

fortunately on my bday i don't have any papers sia... haha... turning 18... o so sweet 18... fark... feeling old ah... but the heck i was nv ever labeled by my peers as someone of my age la... adrian the chao lao... knn... hahaa... well still no plans on my bday... though apparently edwina said she will arrange a belated outing... but she's still bo xim k... nv change one ah... ahahahah...

well i don't expect any gifts la... just hope tad pple remembers my bday... tad's all...

Punk 'n' Parrot

One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.
"What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?"
"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"

haha cool joke....

cheers =)

whoops

2006-02-17T23:44:00.000+08:00

haha today lazed at home ah... was supposed to study... but i thought to myself... tad i still have quite some time in my hands... so yea i went to watch a few movies on my lappie... then i fell asleep... ahahhaha... woke up just in time for evening soccer wif my pals... so yea... didn't really get to study...

while i was playing soccer edwina called me a couple of times... seems like she wanted to ask me smth abt econs... hahah well i didn't noe there's someone out there who actually knew more nuts abt econs than me til ed called.... ahhaha but it turned out tad she wanted to ask whether i got the 'hot tips' for econs... which was shared during the revision lect... but then obviously ed, u think too highly of me... i hardly attend lects... n i mean hardly ah... i think i this sem miss more classes than i actually attend... o shit.... can't wait to see how my results go boy... ahahaha...

well ed ( for all the bo xim-ness in her ) actually offered to tell me the tips she managed to gather from her pals... so yea....

Ed: kk for chapter 1 right, take note of........................................
Adrian: ok...shit... eh sry...ok...ok...fark... eh sry sry continue....ok...

n this went on.. for wad seemed eternity... then all of a sudden i lost control of myself... i had conceded a damn goal!!! shit... ahhaha yea i was actually busy playing winning eleven while ed was sharing wif me the hot tips... ahahha felt so bad... n yes i did told her after all the saliva she had shed, tad i was sry... ahahhahaha.... thx la really appreciated tad k... but nvm la i shall do without the hot tips ah... ahhaha....

yea so in the end... i was a damn fruitless day... in terms of me studying la... then tmr dunno whether going sentosa anot sia... wah... die ah adrian... u gotta pull urself together soon ah... exams is in a couple of days.... but not like u care... ahahahha... fark.

Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

ahahahah... the hell...

cheers =)

ahahahahahah...

2006-02-16T23:38:00.000+08:00

wah had been out for like 13 hours today... wth... out from 10am to 11pm... kk n here's wad happened today... pretty gd day....

met nurse at 11... went to bugis... walked around... i managed to meet some of my old pals at oga... hahaha... been a while since i last dropped by... many changes there... brought back old memories ah... haha... kk after tad wished them the best... n left the building to head to the temple... i realised nurse is quite the devotee... it's been ages since i last went to tad temple n pray... well we prayed... for the usual like gd health,wealth n so on... she was very keen to get her fortunes told... but unfortunately couldn't find a suitable place to get it done...

so yea we headed to starbucks to study... wah i took out my econs book... n i almost dozed off... ahhaha... hardly into the mood of studying yet... well just to let u all noe i did doze off... while nurse was busy mugging... n yet she claimed i was her best study buddy... rite..... ahhaha...

after 'studying' we went to esplanade... n a little over was where the merlion was located at... ahahha we practically stoned there n just watched as tourists come to n fro... was busy stoning when i received a phone call from sam... ahahaha i was supposed to meet sam n boon at kallang mrt at 6 ah.... n when he called it was already 5.45... o shit... ahahha... n off we went...

took the train back towards pasir ris, didn't send her back home as sam n boon were calling my ass off... so yea bid her farewell n off i went... wah it took us a while b4 reaching the indoor stadium... at first we tot it would be quite tame ah as we didn't really see anyone... but then at the other side the mad FRANZ FERDINAND fans were already creating a long queue ah!!! now tad's wad i call a concert....

our seats were actually on the higher level... with a good view of the entire stadium... it took the band AGES to settle down... b4 hitting out their popular hits... wah gd opener and ending... i swear it was a hell of a concert... worth every shitty penny balls... ahahahah... to all the FF fans who missed it... whoa really damn unfortunate for u man... ahahhaha... excellent concert i must say...

went for supper after tad b4 cabbing back home... tired shit sia... tmr morning think i gonna skip soccer at tp... yes i do skip soccer... n tad's because of tad stupid meng who cannot confirm the time n venue... so heck care la... sleep more sua... sat then play... hahaha...

n yea as u can see i created 2 new links... one is to meng... as u can see next to it there is 'm 18' stated... pls seriously... only those above 18 n those who can take watching Brokeback Mountain shall go n read it... u guys noe wad i mean... ahahahha!!!! n as for the 2nd one... the 'A' is emphasised for the spelling mistake in his birth cert... ahahah no kidding....

wah tad's quite bastard of u ah adrian... but hey at least u r a nice bastard... hahaha... well it has been a long n fruitful day... shall go to bed soon... ahahah...

12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

ahahah... well i do suppose that is true.... ahahaha...

cheers =)

a

2006-02-15T00:05:00.000+08:00

hey babes and hunks HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! hey just to let u all noe ah it ain't just the lovely-doey couples who have the right to celebrate on this day k... haha...

well this morn went to school... darn didn't want to go one la! but then since got one classmate of mine jio me go watch movie... then ask me go for class so after tad can go tm see movie all... so ya la went to class... was practically stoning during class ah... zzzzz....

yea caught i not stupid too... wow wad a well written script... hahaah... got a mixture of emo n humour scenes... i love the emo scene whereby the young kid actually had to save up money just to 'buy' an hour of his dad's time... wah tad scene was farking emo k... my tears almost flowed ah... n yes i find it ok for guys to cry... shows the sensitive side in ya... n prove tad guys DO have feelings and emotions k.... hahaha...

after tad seperated from my classmate n went to catch up wif some of my 'old' pals from gio... haha went to bedok ah as a meeting point... yea n caught up wif lotsa news n info abt each other's life... haha... overall... had quite a gd day... but it could have been better though.........

o by the way, after class while in the bus heading for tm i suddedenly had an inspiration for this short poem on this special day... it's kinda deep though... hahaah... but then not bad le this is like on the spur of the moment la...

Thanks for telling me you're there
Teaching me how to love and care
You are the light that guides my way
I bless you with a Happy V Day

hahaha... i sent it to mainly all of my female contacts... wah sry ah guys i don't think i have the balls to send it to ya... imagine a guy sending this poem to another guy... love is in the air, not gay-love ah... eh but hey... gays can celebrate also ah... hahaha... but i ain't gay so sry la... n yea i don't think all of u received this sms... so yea u can enjoy it on my blog ah....

well feeling emo now... had quite an emo session just now... honestly speaking yest night my heart was farking heavy... i was so down n emo... haha... o dear will the emo poet resurrect from the shallow grounds he had been trying to hide under?? shite..... well there's many things tad i won't be able to understand... i feel like having a heart-to-heart talk with her soon... but not now... exams coming... i don't wish it to affect anyone of us yea... ahhahaha... kk shall go off now la... tmr working sia... shite... hahaha... spread the love n joy everybody!!! n pls shower ur loved ones everyday ah... do not treat them specially only today... cause in ur eyes, tad person is special to ya everyday!! cherish, n hope it lasts,til the end of time... yea...

cheers =)

cheers

2006-02-13T23:31:00.000+08:00

hahah yea as i promised... here's the love poem... for all the loving couples out there thx for filling up this world with lotsa hope and love... for creating a new emotion within us... ahhaha... bless u all wif a wonderful day tmr... this poem is dedicated to ya all =)

well had quite a gd day today... but am kinda tired now... dunno wad are my plans for tmr... things are still unclear... haha.. well gotta zzz now...

cheers =)

happy v day

2006-02-13T22:58:00.000+08:00

i can't explain the emotions i feel
whenever i am thinking about you
my hidden wounds have yet to heal
my feelings for you are still so true

when the chips are down i think of you
the happy moments that we have shared
i would like to thank God for knowing you
showing me how it's like to be loved and cared

i hope this love will always carry on
an everlasting moment not to be gone
no signs of any mis-trust and forlorn
holding hands from dusk til dawn

-Adrian

Jiu shi ai ni...

2006-02-12T23:32:00.000+08:00

ahhaha sorry i changed my song again... nurse introduced me to this song when we went out on thurs... wow i love this song... like the melody.. the lyrics.. practically everything abt this song... aahahah...

whoa have been very tired recently... ahahah... this morning woke up wif sore eyes... n my colleagues teased me abt having wet dreams when sleeping... tad's y got sore eyes.. wth.... hahaha... shite man still red ah... creepy....

well v day is in 2 days time... maybe i shall do a poem for all the lovers out there... ahahah.... let's see how la... tmr going out... exams are arriving for me... in a week's time... n yes as expected i have not started studying yet.... shall start on fri after attending franz ferdi's concert ah... hahaha...

i was very moody on sat morn during soccer... just felt pissed at the way my team mates were playing... u noe deep down inside i would love to win soccer matches, but i noe tad will be very unlikely as my pals ain't really tad good... sry la i have high expectations... eh guys when i get pissed at u n start shouting at u it means one thing... i'm farking pissed at u ah!!! but tad's only because i noe u all can perform at a higher standard... ahahahah... so yea don't misunderstand my intentions...

well gotta go now... i lead a boring live la... sry abt tad...

Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
''Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''
''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

ahahaha... now tad's a good language joke =p

cheers =)

.

2006-02-09T21:40:00.000+08:00

haha changed the song... n got rid of the video... i love this song... briefly translated the title is 'who do u think of when u r lonely'... haha... well who do i think of???? hmmmm.......

well i went to cut my hair a few days back... felt it was getting long n all... now the colour is slowing going... maybe when the holidays start i shall go cut n colour again... which colour should i go for then.... hmmmm.....

haha as u all know valentine's day is coming soon... cheers for all of u out there who have a wonderful date set on that day =) well for me... no date la.... ahahhaha... maybe thinking of going out wif some of my emo pals... ahahah... go catch a show or smth... it's been ages since i last caught a show... yet to catch i not stupid too sia... darn.... it's like i'm not free when my pals are, n vice versa... shite......

well just came back home... went to airport to study wif nurse... haha i had alot of opportunities to tease her... we were laughing practically non-stop... ahahaha =p... n yes it was thx to her 'professional' expertise tad i was able to put my ear stud back on... she did a mini operation on me all... ahahha i was bleeding then but she seemed to be in more pain than me though... ahahha...

well i'm very tired now... today actually had a french oral test... but i managed to postpone it to tmr... ahahahah... eh by right i am to practise for it now ah... but then the lure of playing my ps2 is very strong.... ahahahah... well then shall stop here... u guys out there let me give u a little form of advice.... Adrian's Theory of Emotions which is scientifically proven ah...

1) For God's sake if you wish to cheat on your partner, do not get caught.

Sex Therapy - Florida Style

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

ahahaha... wth.... but pretty innovative don't u think so?

cheers =)

liveless

2006-02-05T11:16:00.000+08:00

it's not as easy as it look
trying to read her like a book
with fond memories firmly in hand
leaving a broken heart yet to amend

never knowing what's going on
he's feeling very tired and very worn
so unsure of what his next step will be
his path ahead is too blurred to see

-Adrian

MATCH!!!

2006-01-28T23:46:00.000+08:00

ahahah happy CNY to u all out there!!! wah.... damn full ah from the reunion dinner... lotsa goodies n all... ahahahah....

well let's start off wif this morning events... woke up at 6am cause had a match against some other cjc team which was to start at 9am... so a number of us were to meet at parkway bus stop at 7.15 to take cab together la... fark sia damn pissed wif them... made me wait til 8am ah.... basket... kk nvm then we chiong there...

ok our opponents were mainly made up of cjc soccer team members, with a number of their 'outside' frens la... so kk nvm play sua... we booked a field at tanglin which was damn distant from the main road ah... took ages to walk there but when we did, it was a fantastic pitch... well not say FANTASTIC but one of the better ones la... then got official ref n all... wah....

kk straight to the point- we won 2-0... ahahahah!
wad a gd start to the new year... victory plus a damn long-awaited clean sheet!!!
ahahha we were so used to outscoring in order to win... today was a fantastic day sia... ahahah...
after tad SLK went to Tanglin mall for our 'reunion lunch' haha... went back home wif joe n jared after tad... slept in the bus sia the 3 of us... damn shagged.... zzzzzz....

reached home ard 2.30, took a shower n just lazed ard... playing ps2... waiting for dinner time hahha... then ard 4 my family went to parkway to do some last last minute shopping... went to giordano's as usual... n nth caught my eye la... work there so damn long liao... everything seems boring to me ah... in the end i was there just to use my staff discounts... haha shit man... then went to topman to see whether they have any new arrivals... n as usual no... disappointment... shite.... wad a wasted opportunity to spend my parents money... nvm tmr go indonesia must make sure they spend alot on me... ahahahaha....

yea i am to go to indonesia... cause my mum's indo-chi... it's a annual thing say... haha... be back on tues... wed got class again... wah gotta chiong projs on tues sia... wed is the submission date... bahz.... kk shall stop blabbering now... everyone happy cny n best wishes yea!!!!

Man Catches Crocodile

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.

ouch!!!! ahahaha... cheers =)

smart looking eh...

2006-01-27T00:58:00.000+08:00

ahahaha well abt time i blog... kinda lazy n all... haha today had a presentation to do... n as usual i was dressed up for the occasion...

well people found me very mature in tad outfit... i was sure i could pull off a business deal in tad... ahahahha... macam some big time business man all... wheel of fortune host in the making!!! .........

as usual wasn't a damn bit prepared for my presentations but i should scrape through... i always do... luck just sorta seems to always be with me... haha... but i noe it won't last forever... gotta start working my ass off to get my desired results... soon ah soon...

after the presentation we went to have lunch n all... kaoz i sat in between the gals ah... n there was mad girl talk all ard me... i was practically trying my best to act interested in their conversations tad consists bascially of eye-liners,mascara,lip gloss, nail painting and hairstyle.... bahz....

then we intended to take photos after lunch... n the gals wanted to take one between themselves first... so i was asked to be the unfortunate photographer... wah took 2 shots of them then they were satisfied... then it was the guys turn... i dunno whether they were playing pranks or wad but the cam 'suddenly went out of batt'.... wth.... resorted to using rice's palm to take pics instead... the qulity ain't tad gd but wad the heck... ahahaha...

ahahhah didn't have chance to take a overall grp photo as some of us were late for class... wah i was late for french... created such a hoo-haa when i entered the class as i was so businessman-like all... everyone was like 'wah' 'wow' n stuff like tad... the hell like they nv see guys in suits meh??!!! ahahhaha... managed to finish french early... then went to lavender to make a new passport as i will be going to indo for cny... wah cost me $65 to remake ah.... gotta claim from me old man... ahahahah....

n yea here's a photo taken of my group for today's presentation... took this in school at ard 8pm as we stayed back til pretty late to act out a video for today's presentation... ahahah this grouping allowed me to get closer to the gals of the group... esp one of them... hahha... but hey no punts or intentions in tad phrase though... don't create another scandal ah... suckers... haha..

well u notice last time i usually end of my posts wif a joke to lighten things up... then came the emo period where i have been doing poems n all... well i suppose i'm back to my crazy self now... so here goes-

Three Wise Men

Three Wise men were going to heaven, but before that, they each had to answer a question from God. The first Wise Man came up and God asked him, "Who was the first man on earth?" He answered Adam and was let in. The second Wise Man came up and God asked him, "Who was the first women on earth?" He answered Eve and was let in. The thrid Wise Man came up and God asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" He thought for a moment, "Hmm, that's a hard one..." And God said, you may be let into Heaven.

ahahah... cheers =)

omg

2006-01-22T01:38:00.000+08:00

if u r an avid soccer player, the phrase 'for the love of the game' will sound familiar wif ya... wah n today one of my soccer pals demostrated tad phrase to the best extent anyone could probabaly can....

sat morning... the usual soccer kickabouts wif my soccer pals... a form of get together n all.... everything was routine la... playing against this team tad consists of ns men... everything seems to be flowing thru... n i was having an inspirational game as usual... ahahahah.... n then came the moment tad twisted the game.... my pal andre was running along the side of the wall when he was tackled down by the opponent... his body weight fell against this rusty run-down door which gave way, n unfortunately resulting in him landing FACE-FIRST against the latch of the door... OMFG!!!!... at first we were all like... 'o fark tad's gotta hurt n blah blah blah'... i was abt to even make a lame comment.... until i noticed blood stains on the ground.... oh shit....

i swear andre's a hell of a lucky guy... he suffered a damn deep cut just like 1 cm away from his eyes... omg... he was bleeding like hell n everyone was worried ( well almost )... the guy who knocked him down then assumed the role of a doc n started giving instructions... then sent him to the clinic n hospital all... i'm not sure whether he is truely concerned for the fact that andre's badly injured, or just guilty conscience... but wad the heck after andre left for the hospital we carried on playing... but it is such a nasty cut ah...

n here's smth tad looked like the incident....

well i dunno how he'll look after stiching up n all... but i'll nv forget seeing such a bloody hole for a long time man.... it was just.. gory..... bahz... hopes he gets better... we have a match this sat ah!!!! aahahah....

to my chiobu bud- sometimes things just won't go ur way...
pick urself up n ur hopes will nv stray....

cheers =)

wow...

2006-01-21T00:29:00.000+08:00

heyz... hahaha... first things first... well done to joe for finally coming up wif a poem... a few comments... not bad not bad... but too long eh... lost the 'feeling' somewhere within the poem... but it was a great attempt... ahahha... contest wif me sua... but then again... emo poet has retired......

i was chatting just yest nite til the wee hrs wif some of my pals... emo talk all... then we noticed a new member who would be joining us into the 'emo grp'... obviously encountered some girl crap again... then i made a comment... i was wondering... amongst the emo people whom i noe... the majority of them are guys... it's like a gal amongst 10 people i randomly pick... kaoz... so i pondered on tad all so popular phrase 'the men don't get it'... haha.... life sucks.... bahz...

but then smth wonderful happened to me last nite... seriously... i woke up feeling great n went to work wif such a positive attitude... amongst all these emo-ness occuring all ard me... i had the most uncanny n sweetest dream yet to date... all my dreams i had were either lame,dirty,rubbish or forgotten... so yea it was quite refreshing to have this dream...

i dreamt tad all my best buds were getting married... n i was there to experience the joy n happiness... i was the best man for each of their marriages... it was so touching to see my best buds getting hitched... i think i even dreamt of myself filled wif tears of enjoyment ah... haha... such a wonderful experience... n those buds who were getting married were those feeling damn emo now... how lovely if things could just work out fine....

unfortunately after the several weddings which i attended i was rudely disrupted by the sound of my phone ringing.... it was edwina la.... tad girl ask her give me morning call at 8.40 she call me at 8.15... diao.... if not i could have carried on wif my dream... n even become god-dads to those children of my buds!!! ahahahahha... n yes my imagination goes on n on n on.........

well snap back to reality... u all must be wondering how come i seem to be the best man n nth else... is it cause i am already married, or destined to be single n lonely for life... well... there's still lotsa years ahead for me i hope... ahahah... to be able to tell my story....

kk damn tired now... gotta go... all of u out there chill sua... fark the disappointments n screw the emo-ness... ahahha... lighten up n brighten up !!!!!

cheers =)

outing

2006-01-19T20:52:00.000+08:00

haha n tad's the finale...

i hope my emo days r coming to an end... if not i won't be able to take it any longer ah... ahhaha... yesterday went to town wif my emo siblings sam and sharon... then i asked my long-time-never-go-out-with fren edwina to join us... ahahah... so yest the 4 of us met in school first b4 heading to town... we went to marche for lunch n i swear ed is damn picky ah... ahahahah.... had a gd lunch then went to walk walk... we headed to wheelock as i needed to get a replacement for my faulty earphones at Apple... i lost my receipt ah so i bullshit tad it was a gift n all where am i to get a receipt... i gave a little 'troublesome' customer attitude ah to show my 'displeasure'... like wth it's a gift who gives a person a gift with the receipt intact ( usually la )... i almost got a replacement ah until it happens so the manager came by n took over of the situation.... not bad eh he not easy to get tricked ah... fark... ahahah... in the end i had to purchase another one... 70 bucks... tad's a full shift for me... damn...

then we were walking around... window shopping n all... then all of a bloody sudden it started POURING... fark... sharon n ed had to go back to school for classes.... so they met up wif another fren who, coincidentally was in town too... n there 3 of them went back to school... which leaves sam n i...

n as u noe... u put 2 emo bastards together = mad emo talk n all... fark sia... tired of being emo... ahahah like wth is there such a thing in the first place??? bahz... i accompanied him til roughly 4 whereby he was meeting another fren... then i made my move as i was meeting a fren of mine at parkway... wah mad meeting contacts n all... ahahah... just walk about n shopped... bahz damn broke now... financially n emotionally.... haha...

i'm pretty much covered in bruises now... ahahah tad ed was practically hitting me the whole day... kaoz i am like some punching bag to gals or smth... always like to hit me sia... wtf.... bahz... n o yea check out these few songs... emo songs all... damn gd ah... many thx to sam yet again for sharing his 'emos' wif me... ahahaha... u all out there don't end up like me ah....

If You Leave- Nada Surf
When Love and Hate Collide- Def Leppard
Pieces- Sum 41
Run- Snow Patrol

cheers =)

finale

2006-01-17T23:53:00.000+08:00

He couldn't believe how life played him
When he failed to get what he yearn
Even though he knew his chances were slim
He gave her his care and concern

Try as he might, it's hard on him
To simply just move on
Without her in his life his world is dim
He is the personification of forlorn

He couldn't believe how ridiculous things turned out
Resulting in such a sorry ending
He couldn't figure what it was all about
Losing out to someone just so undeserving

Nevertheless, he respects the path she had chosen
And he wishes her all the best in it
As the ground is wet with tears of the fallen
It's things like this he hoped will never repeat

He felt life was twirling him in circles
She doesn't deserve his love was what they had spoken
She was one who produced miracles
Like making his heart so crestfallen and broken

-Adrian

darnzzzzz.....

2006-01-15T00:21:00.000+08:00

how does the story end??? ahahha... sounds cheesy but i like the video... haha love tad song...

haiz me little bro is running a huge fever now... very high temp... he is so lethargic n weak... makes me sad to see him in this state... hope he gets well soon ah... want to play soccer wif him... hahaha....

look at him... so poor thing...

wah my apple in-ear earphones is faulty sia... damn it... felt so 'naked' without music when travelling.... went to buy some temporary ear phones ah... it's like crap ah... feel so uneasy without my in-ear ones... haha... the bloody place to do the exchange is at ang mo kio ah.... will somebody kind pls acompany me there... don't want to go alone ah.... hahahaha...

kk going for franz ferdinand's concert... hahaha... hopefully it will turn out great... n ya i am entering the phase whereby i will be mad rushing for projects... aahhaha... so pardon me if i ain't got time to spare for u... pls be understanding k.... but i still need someone to acompany me to go ang mo kio ah... =p

cheers =)

priceless

2006-01-12T22:21:00.000+08:00

kk this post is actually abt tan's bday... supposed to post this on the 24th of dec la... but then i couldn't find my memory card reader.... now tad i have bought another one... here goes... ahahah...

Classic MasterCard Ad-

Durex Select Orange Flavoured Condoms- $4

FHM December Edition- $7

Porn Disc titled 'For Your Eyes Only'- Disc $0.35
( Contents courtesy of Jie Long )

Look of Tan's face upon receiving it- Priceless

And this is complete versioin of the 'Sex Package'...

Ahahaha unfortunately i didn't manage to get a pic of tan's actual look on his face... so i got smth almost similar... ahahahahahahha.... damn farking funny tad day i swear... he tot we would get him boxers sia.... how wrong... ahahha... kk man happy damn belated bday.... cheers =)

emo nights

2006-01-12T22:10:00.000+08:00

haha... been a while since i last updated my blog... well... nothing much really happened actually... just the usual... skipping lectures... tutorials... being emo.... ahahahah...

hey guess wad i got back my results... not bad sia... 3 As 2 B+ but 1 F... ahahahahaha.... tad F apparently was MBS.... some shit computer lesson tad i didn't attend at all n even got a warning letter to warn me abt being debarred... ahahaha.... well... it's this kind of shit tad makes me drag myself to school... not for this lesson though.... ahhahaah...

recently lotsa shit happened... it seems tad the 'emo boys troupe' seems to be expanding... haha.... i had an 'emo session' wif sam yesterday ah... the whole mad day talk shit n all... got emo... almost cried ah basket.... haha we were at starbucks parkway n hearing this emo song... imagine the look on pple's faces when they see 2 grown up men bawling their eyes out.... haha... wad a sight it would be.... then today had an 'emo session' wif joe... wah his situation is real shitty ah... just some small misunderstanding which turn his whole damn life upside down... makes me wonder... wad love is all abt... really...

well after tad went home... met liting at pwp so went shopping ard... she was there to shop for cny clothings but to no avail... ahahah... i pretty much did mine bar 1 particular item which i have searched high n low for it.... but to no damn avail!!!! bahz.... it's the Adidas World Cup edition Netherlands jacket... basket so damn hard to find the item... then when found don't have small size... shit sia.... bahz.... ahahahha...

these past few days... got me thinking n thinking... i made a new fren... she gives such constructive feedback abt relationships... think should hire her as my emo consultant or smth... ahahha.... my frens said i lost weight... n asked how i did it... i was clueless n just replied 'be emo'... haha now she's thinking of breaking up wif her bf cause her bf had put on quite alot of weight... diao...

i feel a little... inspired to do a emo poem now... not for myself... probably for jo... but see how la... ahahahah.... n yea i uploaded this new video... all tad i've got by the used... love this song... thx sam for his emo disc... ahahahaha... seems like being EMO is the 'in' thing now... haiz....

cheers =)

poem:moving on....

2006-01-05T22:09:00.000+08:00

the time has come to let it go
and give up on this game
will he start neglecting all around him
and hide away in shame

from the time where their eyes first met
she played a special role in his life
never any unhappy moments between them
there were no signs of any strife

his peers were optimistic on his chances
they gave him their finest support
now that his life has taken a sudden twist
will he be losing all that rapport

does he have what it takes
to start anew and lead a life so gay
recollecting the memories he had with her
as his heart slowly withers away

this experience was certainly unique
a fine lesson he can certainly learn
now its time for him to start his search
for the one thing he hopes to yearn

-Adrian

japan

2006-01-05T21:55:00.000+08:00

haha... wow in just a few short days my life has sorta... took a sudden change... i received a note from her... telling me to move on n all... hahah was kinda expecting tad though thus i wasn't TAD emo when i received it... then something ironic happened shortly... i did a personality test a fren sent me n it turned out tad she happened to be the love of my life... like wtf???!!! ahahah... but the personality test was cool... kinda true in fact... tag me if u want me to send it to ya... ahahah...

so have i chose to move on??? well... alot of my peers were so surprise when i was no longer 'nurse boy'... the hell... hahah... well seems like i ain't the one for her... too bad for u adrian... ahahah sucker... so yes i redeemed my right to stay in the prestigious SLK Bachelor's Club... ahahah... to think u bastards wanted to cancel my membership... ahahah...
then it happens so there's this other girl... who is kinda... close... but i can nv see her as someone whom i wish to have as my partner... she's just too... not my type... but then... how do i tell her tad to prevent her from getting more emotionally hurt??? darnz....

well ahahah i received 2 papers back so far from my mid-sem tests... wah lao got 49 out of 50 for biz stats ah... tot can get full marks all... actually did ah then the tutor said he ain't the type to give full marks so he went to anyhow find fault n minus me a mark... wtf!!!! bastard... ahahaah... got back french too today... score an A also... but it wasn't a very high A... did well for my listening but screwed up at my writing... ahaha alot of spelling mistakes all... damn... ahaha... but at least tad's 2 As in 2... prob screw up my other papers... ahahaha...

n yes my poetic life has come to an end... at least for now... who noes when i will get another inspiration for another poem... let's just see how things will go for me... ahahaha... my class is intendin to go to bangkok after our yr end papers... wah talk abt a class outing... sure got alot pangseh one lor... kinda expecting a small number instead... ahahaah... but it's been a while since i went overseas so i am definitely going for the idea of an overseas trip... eh anybody going overseas also jio me la... i shall start mad saving money now... ahahha... kk ciao... cheers n best wishes to u all =)

tired shit

2006-01-01T11:11:00.000+08:00

ahahaha first of all HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! muahahaha... as u look back into the events that left an impression on u last year... let me crap abt my happenings these past few days...

yest morn woke up at 6.30am... i slept at 2 but didn't sleep well cause i was.... disturbed by me mobile.... darn so yea when i woke up i was pretty looking like a zombie... had a match due to start at 9 so slk met up at 8... ahahahah... plans were to take cab there, but cecil( daryl's dad ) was kind enough to give us a lift... excellent.... ahahah... we caught up wif some of the others who were earlier than us at tiong bahru mrt station... ahaha sam just came back from melbourne and he got me a soccer ball.. thx mate...

as the match kicks off... i opted for a defensive formation as we were facing a damn strong opposition... ahahha made up of current and ex school team players of cjc... they are gd i can say... we contained them pretty well for half an hour... thought we can go into half time at nil nil... but then they scored 2 goals in like 5 mins... so yea we were pretty fucked up by then....

2nd half approaches as we played a more adventurous formation as we don't give a shit... we were 2 goals down sia... so yea we chiong... ahahah... were mad dominating them for like 15 mins b4 they counter attacked n struck again... n again... n again..... we were whacked 7-0.... but then we were glad to lose to such good opponents... ahahah i still don't understand y i accept challenges from gd oppositions even though i noe my team's standard..suck.... ahahahah... we noe we got tons of areas to improve... lets see how games in this new year will turn out for us...

after match chiong home... shared cab wif gayson joe n sam... then bathe n rushed out to work as i am working at 2... fark man tiring shit... haven't eaten a damn thing... worked like a horse... had my dinner at 6... bahz... was pretty shagged by then... ahaha then when i opened my locker i was surprised... my 'daughter' irene bought for me a custom made bracelet as a belated bday gift... hahah tad cute girl girl of mine... got 'Adrian' n 'Daddy' engraved on it... ahahah... she wore it for me... pretty nice... haha...

then came after work... went to dte there... wah giordano dte was extended til midnite due to celebrations there... ahahhaa... pretty crowded there... ahaha... countdown at dte then after tad had supper... was supposed to go to gayson's house after tad but i was pretty tired out... 6.30am to 2.30am... wah lao... crazy shit sia adrian... ahahaha... i collapsed on my bed once i reach home... ahahah... but couldn't sleep properly ah cause of the damn late new year messages i recceived... bahz.... ahahaha...

anyway i am still thinking of my new year resolutions so... hold on ah... my next post k... ahhaha... as of now... i am working later on at 2... diao... haiz who ask me to be such a big spender... ahahha... kk everybody i can officially say i have known u for another year... ahahah... cheers n best of wishes... ciao =)

wondering wondering

2005-12-30T11:12:00.000+08:00

he wonders as he stares blankly into space
having mild recollections of that beautiful face
he is being cautious of the action he takes
fearful of the empty promises he makes

he don't know whether feelings will stay strong
and maybe he can not hold it for long
unless fate takes a surprising sudden twist
he can strike off 'love' on his new year list

their relationship has began to drift apart slowly
so much that it hurts him very deeply
as he looks upon this brand new year
he hopes he can erase that particular fear

he is unsure of what the outcome will be
things are complicated from what he see
will he ever get what he hope to yearn
or be neglected and isolated, missing out on her concern

-Adrian

reconsideration....

2005-12-30T10:27:00.000+08:00

i wonder i wonder i wonder.... hahaha... it's strange how the human mind reacts to certain situation...

i was so crazy abt her... still am though... i was recently told by 'outside' sources abt her personality n the relationships she previously had... let's just say it wasn't exactly encouraging to hear them... haha... upon hearing it sorta made me reconsider... but then yet again... unexplainable.... wondering wondering wondering....

yesterday nite i think there was something terribly wrong wif me... hahaha... at 3am i was still awake n thus decided to try smth... i opened the fridge to find my dad's 'prized possesions' n i somehow had the mood to drink... so i took 2 cans of tiger... ahahha my old man won't give a shit abt me drinking one so it's fine wif me taking it... after the 2 cans, i was feeling abit uneasy but i wanted to experiment something out... ahahah... i went to play cs....

wah lao i was damn zhun ah... ahahahah... mad fraggin all those losers around the world... ahahah... somehow my artic was damn accurate.... the hell... now i noe how those teams at wcg win the competition.... ahahhaha... i saw it on tv b4 whereby a little beer enhances ur performance but too much screws u up... hmmmm.... scientifically proven ah.... ahahaha... wondering wondering wondering....

just did my cds... wah lao wake up so bloody early... bahz... chose psycho, socio n jap... ahahah... dunno which one i will end up having... wondering wondering wondering...

having a match tmr morn against some team from cjc... ahahah... dunno how it will go... hopefully we will end the yr wif a bang... a gd victory shall boost our chances for the coming yr... ahahaha.... heard the opposition's strong... let's see how it goes... wondering wondering wondering...

haha... tmr's new yr eve... who n how i would be spending it wif i have no bloody clue... have a few outings lined up... but the one i wished to spend wif is obviously her.... hmmm... wondering wondering wondering...

poem 2

2005-12-26T00:45:00.000+08:00

the night was young, as sun-set fall
they walked the path back home
he felt that this was the moment, to confess it all
and letting his emotions roam

as they sat next to each other, she looked at his face
''you will find a better girl'' was what she said
he thought to himself upon hearing that phrase
"but you are the best that God has ever made"

as they shared their thoughts, he is certain
that she is definitely not just a crush
whenever he sees her his heartbeat hasten
like effects of an adrenaline rush

throughout the night as they shared their thoughts
he felt something weird in him
that although it was considered a form of rejection
his emotions were anything but grim

as the night gets late, they got up smiling
and hugged each other as they said goodbye
he will carry on with this game he is playing
waiting for her til oceans run dry

-Adrian

lovely...

2005-12-26T00:32:00.000+08:00

haha... cool evening i had... after work met her... went walking abt... then as we were walking back... i sorta let my emotions run over me n i confessed...

we sat down at a quiet place as we talked... it was... comforting to hear wad each of us had to say... although it is such tad i will carry on wif this waiting game of mine... i don't mind... i felt tad the outcome was pretty... excellent... haha...

as thoughts run through my mind now... sry guys but u all gotta wait longer to hear the apparent 'good news' u all were expecting... hahaha... aiyah stop being k-po wif my life n go figure urs... n yes today has actually brough me inspiration for another poem!!! merry x 'mas!!!

x mas

2005-12-23T20:43:00.000+08:00

ahahah wah lao... today even though still got exam yesterday i was enjoying myself already... ahahah... this morn met my 'siblings' sharon and sam at central... ahahah... went to walk walk... had breakfast... then exchange our gifts all... ahahah i got for sharon a bracelet from perlini's n she got me a metro top from new urban male.... ahahahah.... then got for sam the new predator shoe bag from adidas n he got me a top from topman... ahahahah... then after tad went walk walk somemore... then went to bugis take neo prints... ahahaha... damn fun ah.... n then came the highlight of the day... tan's presents... ahahah... tmr we passing to him... we went watsons to buy condoms ah... ahahah... then bought fhm for him also... gonna burn some porn for him to complete the gift.... ahahahahah... can't wait to see his reactions tmr sia.... ahahah...

today i was like santa claus ah... carried bags of gifts all... ahahah... then exchanged gifts with classmates... wah lao today's paper i was totally unprepared ah... ahahah enjoying myself all... mad taking pics after the paper... haha... but then anti-climax le supposed to have one big group of us go for like dinner together n maybe catch a show... in the end so many of them went home... wah lao... to think i cleared my evening for them.... in the end a group of like 7 of us went to tm to walk walk n eat... then went to the arcade... ahahah farkin funny maurice was waiting for like half an hour to play this shooting game... until he gave up when he saw the kids playing in there had like 10 bucks worth of tokens n they didn't seem on intending to stop playing... ahahah....

after tad chao home wif vishal... went to pwp... assisted him in getting some gifts for this gal he fancy all... ahahah... wah lao today i was damn pissed ah... went to so many adidas outlets in search for the dutch world cup edition jacket... finally saw it at bugis but only got xs... damn.... then sam called to say isetan scotts have a last piece s size... wah lao... monday pay day... think tuesday chiong there... hopefully still have ah... ahahahah

well at least for now can enjoy abit... papers have finished... tmr dunno how i am celebrating x mas... should be joining my buds go to some pub or smth like tad... ahhaha... so into the holiday mood now... seems like this x'mas there is smth special abt it... wonder wonder.... enjoy the festive season everyone... merry x'mas!!!!

fallen

2005-12-19T08:56:00.000+08:00

the mid-sem tests r here... later in like 2 hrs meeting my 'family members' go study... the hell adrian mad last min all... tot u hardworkin... ahahah... haiz...

dunno y feeling kinda emo... ahhaha shit man wrong time ah.... dunno y yest my confidence took a shattered blow... aahha... nah not gonna elaborate... hmmmm...

i love this song... though my blogskin has this 'english' look i don't give a damn la... ahahha... kk me gonna go off now... good luck to all of u out there... enjoy ur holidays

6 days to go....

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2005-12-16T11:05:00.000+08:00

haha... well everytime i see the poem i did i wonder where i got tad inspiration from... on tad day i missed classes la... well i am missing my 11am lecture as i am doing me blog so maybe.... ahahha... sorta getting a little inspiration for another poem... haha... poetic, i am...

well recently things have gone pretty well for me... i scored well in tests i wasn't prepared for... she did well for her tests too... haha seems like everything is smooth... yesterday went to town after me french test to meet up with her n her nursing gang... haha had great fun there... lotsa pictures taken n all... ahhaha... but i was pretty tired at the end of the day... sorta collapsed on my bed upon reaching home... haha...

well i am having another class at 2... must go for tad one ah as it is a tutorial... ahhaha mid-sem tests r just next week... i am... still not prepared for them ( wad else is new??? ) haha... well let's hope i will start to get serious eh... ahahha... chiong for next week ah!!!!

9 days to go...

love poem

2005-12-13T13:16:00.000+08:00

he fell for her as their eyes first met
that beautiful smile of hers he'll never forget
as they started to grow close to one another
emotions raging wildly within each other

she is just waiting for the moment
to break away from her current spell
bravery and encouragement is needed
that's what she lacks, he can tell

he'll never know how long it will take
before he finally receives the opportunity
to spend the rest of his life together with her
loving each other til the end of eternity

as for now he'll carry on playing
what they call the waiting game
who knows when his determination will collapse
but to give up at this stage is a shame

therefore he is hoping for the best
that she'll finally accept him
with no boundaries separating each other
their lives will never be grim

-Adrian

....

2005-12-12T20:05:00.000+08:00

seems like everything is going well... haha received quite alot of compliments and encouragement from pple who read my poem... ahahah... hey peeps thx alot ah...

besides u peeps, i got support from my colleagues too sia... haha... but i don't wanna give myself too high hopes ya... the higher u go the harder u fall they say... hey but tad doesn't mean i have no confidence in myself ah... haha...

unfortunately, my best pal's relationship wif his gal ended arubtly... sad for him sia... no wonder he looked so emo when playing soccer last sat... but i'm sure he can take it through... chill bro...

haha recently drew lots for x'mas gift xchange... ahahah... got one for my class, one for slk, one for my colleagues, one for my 'twin sister' n lastly of course for her... ahaha... think during the x'mas period i will be mad partying sia... schedule seems packed ah... cool!!!

just now was at pwp shopping ah... something from perlini's silver caught my eye which i think she will like... ahahah... then also went to get something for one lucky ass from slk... ahahah... for the rest i think i will be going like tm to buy instead or somewhere else la... nothing much from pwp le... haha...

mid-terms are coming... less than a week's time... haha... tmr going to study with her... haha was happy for her when she messaged me this afternoon telling me she did well for her test... haha... i have certainly changed for the better thx to her... now more hardworking liao k... ahahah... so so so ssssscandalous!!!! ahahah... kk ciao...

She-Devil

Once upon a time, there was a man who came home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decided to teach him a lesson, so she dressed up like Satan and hid in the dark to scare him when he got home.
When he finally came stumbling across the lawn, his wife jumped out in front of him and howled like a demon. He just looked at her and slurred, "You don't scare me; I'm married to your sister!"

ahaha... nice response.. =)

haha....

2005-12-09T22:50:00.000+08:00

time just passes by... haha fast eh... so close to the end of 2005... whoohoo...

well it seems things are still unclear in certain areas of my life... ahahha... i still dunno whether i stand a chance... but then hey i don't mind waiting... n yes sam this is so so so ssssscandalous... ahahahha... farker...

bahz this morn woke up wif a damn flu... hate flu the most... sneezing non-stop n feeling so lethargic.... bahz... think i used up like 5 packets of tissues... haha... then couldn't take it called back shop to say i was taking mc... then after class took cab back home... bahz....

then smth happened awhile later... i was playing soccer downstairs with my soccer pals... then this old man who claimed to be a member of the marine parade council approached us n asked on whether we would want to represent marine parade in a form of football team... ahahah we were mad crapping on wad will happen if tad really happened n all... we were to go to mpcc n enquire more on it... haha we,being so gullible, went after soccer but then ah the receptionist had no idea abt tad ah... ahahha.. there goes the shattered dreams of us young professionals... ahahaha...

many call it the waiting game

loving someone secretly is no shame

being with her even after sunset

memories in his mind he'll never forget

will the outcome be what he expects to see

or be broken and shattered,miserable and lonely

Ewww...

2005-12-05T19:53:00.000+08:00

haha madness... on the day i lost my phone in the same morning i made a police report,reconnected my phone line n bought another phone... ahahha... madness... my frens were so shocked at the rate i got another phone n all... ahhaha...

today in school i dropped my phone ah.... from 2ND STOREY AH BASKET.... through a small gap n it was as though it was slow-mo when i saw my recently purchased phone dropped to ground floor... i was like OMFG!!!!

i went down to the ground floor n picked up the pieces ah... i was like... fark there goes x'mas presents for all of u out there... ahahha... but then ah to my surprise ( n everyone else who found out abt me dropping my phone ) it turned out fine ah... kaoz check out durability pho-sonified... ahahhaha....

well seems like the projects r building up... i am so confused as of now... hmmmm.... dunno wad step i should take next.... haha.... x'mas is coming......

20 days to go...

Hot n Cold

2005-12-02T07:46:00.000+08:00

yesterday was to meet up wif her to catch harry potter... haha chiong to town straight after proj meeting... then turned out tad her nursing gang was there... made new frens wif her classmates n also caught up wif an old pal of mine who coincidentally was in the same class as her... ahhaha... the show was to start at 6.25,but then she really wanted to take neo prints wif her 'family' as she rarely have a opportunity to go out wif them due to other commitments... haha n so we went... at 6.20 to take neo prints... hahaha... quite fun although i have no clue on the designing n all... ahahah... after tad the both of us chiong to lido... haha...

missed the first half hour of the show... but hey wad gives... the show's pretty cool.... not bad in terms of excitement n animation... haha...

then i sent her back home... ate at macs first b4 she went home wif her sis who happened to be stationed at ws too... haha... whereas i accompanied my ic take cab home... hahaha... had an excellent day wif her...

this morning i was given a morning call from her... haha i went to go jogging... but guess wad... i lost my hp!!!! fark sia.... searched for an hr then finally went to make police report... i called many times n at first it was ringing then after some time it became unreachable... fark.... !#@@###%@!%$@&#$&

Hmmmm...

2005-11-28T02:46:00.000+08:00

phew man utd managed to clinch a victory... well played there by the devils for the 2nd half... ahhaha...

well reaached home abt an hr ago... went to have supper wif some of my colleagues after work at bedok blk 85 market... ahhaha... talk n joked abt... i love this kind of outings... used to do so wif bedok team like 9 months back.... ahahha...

hmmm there is a dingling feeling inside of me tad is making me uncomfortable.... haha... i suppose it is tad particular unique feeling... but hey... not gonna rush things... the last time tad happen hearts were broken... haha...

it seems tad love is a strong form of magnetic field tad allows one to perform actions tad seem unacceptable to others... haha... ironic life we humans lead...

New Words

A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''

ahaha wtf... haha always gd to end a post on a light side =)

2005-11-25T23:51:00.000+08:00

Hell Freezes Over

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam for May of 1997 consisted of only one question. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, ''Why do airplanes fly?'' on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was:
''Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.''
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist: 1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose. 2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, ''that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you'' and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true. Thus, hell is exothermic." The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.

haha... seems logical...

Stud

2005-11-24T00:19:00.000+08:00

haha wah after long consideration ( 1 day ) i have decided to go get my ear studded... ahahha... went wif sam to pwp after french... wah kaoz burning sensation sia... haha... then happens so this guy was teaching his young padawan on how to do the stud process correctly... man i was scaredt to stiff... tot tad this noob would do my studs... haha... heng ah it wasn't her...

wah sian tmr got morning class at 9... dunno whether should go anot... ahahha... well let's decide tmr morning shall we... ahahha...

Big Testicles

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.
The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.

omg ouch!!!! ahahha...

Up n Running!!!

2005-11-21T22:59:00.000+08:00

ahahah finally went to move my lazy arse n did some touching up on my blog... ahahha.... it looks like some emo guy's blog n all wif the template n the song... haha i love this song... Run by Snow Patrol... damn old school song la but i absolutely love it.... ahahhaha...

well my gio life is sorta complicated as of now... haha... well lots of human psychology have been going about... haha... but then nah... not going to get suckered into staying... ahahah...

well nothing much to go abt these days... met some new frens... kept up wif some old pals... haha... let's wait n unravel more hidden journeys of my unique life shall we?

Job Fair

A hunk and a geek applying for the same job.
The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."
So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."
The hunk complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?"
"Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me either'.

ahahah kanna bastard...

Adrian's 11

2005-11-18T09:36:00.000+08:00

ahahah... school has resumed n yes i was still missing lectures but not to the extent as compared to last week ( i attended 2 out of 5 )... ahahaha.... n til now i have yet to print out my time-table... wtf man well done la adrian... ahhaha...

french class is awesome sia... ahahha... went to wed's french lecture wif some of my pals n we were mad talking bull-shit sia... hahahah.... then came to thurs tutorial n i met my new classmates... ahhaa... we r still pretty cold towards one another... but then came project grouping so there's the chance whereby we can get to really noe one another better... blah blah blah... haha... well let's see how well my class can gel...

haha recently sam n i went to this pirated game shop at bedok... then we turned crazy la... started talking 'ocean's 11' talk.. hahah... fyi,ocean's 11 was a movie whereby the protagonist ( ocean ) formed a group of the finest hard-up bunch of professional thieves to perform a spectacular heist of a casino... well u apply tad concept to the pirated game shop n it will seem lame n retarted but hey, wad gives??!?!!! ahahah.... bullshit running ard in my head....

bahz damn it yest actually wanted to join a particular soccer tournament called the director's cup but damn couldn't get enuf players to form a team... sian sia.... pissed of wif some of my frens who don't wanna play cause their balls were probably too small for the big occasion.... bahz....

The Scientist and the Frog

There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "frog with four feet, jumps four feet."
So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, "frog with three feet, jumps three feet."
So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook "frog with two feet, jumps two feet."
The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "frog with one foot, jumps one foot."
So the scientist cut off his last leg.
"He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!"
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."

wtf????!!!! haha...

Teamslk.blogspot.com???

2005-11-10T01:22:00.000+08:00

haha recently was introduced to this blog belonging to a potential opponent... u guys should check out fcfirebrand.blogspot.com... haha... i swear to god it is a joke... kaoz they macam some professional club all... haha the one who updates really have no life boy... haha... but hey it gives 'detailed analysis' of their players n the latest 'injury news' n all... it is like reading analysis from soccernet!!! ahahah... bunch of jokers... hope to play them soon... haha...

whoa school has started n yes i have skipped 2 out of 3 classes so far... not bad... later on having a class at 9... wtf so early... gonna skip tad too... ahahahah.... well so tad makes 3 out of 4... hey at least i attended 1 k... haha... today went for french cds... i knew NOBODY ah... haha... fuck was uncomfortable n all sitting amongst a bunch of unknowns saying out not-so-perfect french... haha... but it seems interesting... got good 'scenery' also if u noe wad i mean... ahahah... but then nah i am gonna chao this lecture grp n go to another one wif sam n bak... ahahah...

well i am tempted to create a blog for slk also sia... ahahah... 'inspired' by firebrand n all... hehe... we got a slk friendster liao so the next step will probably be a blog then followed by probably a dedicated web-site n then a gang n then finally a cult... ahahah... plans fo the future... but as for now i am kinda lazy la so probably another day when i am 'free' i will go create... ahahah...

kk i gtg liao... hmmm... think now go play game... tmr no class anyway.... ahahahaha.... take care all of u out there... enjoy schooling... nitez!!!!

Choosing a Wife

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

Totally irrelevant... but damn funny =)

SLK

2005-11-06T22:01:00.000+08:00

Top row from left: Boon Hau, Jie Long, Adrian Tan, Andre, Jared, Benjamin, Vincent, Dennis
Bottom row from left: Terence, Joshua, Me, Samuel, Neil, Joey

ahahha finally got ourselves a proper team photo... although we were changing out of our kit after a game hence we were not uniformally dressed waist down... ahahah... unfortunately for us, daryl our left back wasn't there wif us on tad day... tua us all... ahhaa....

well later on man utd playing chelsea... alrite la... tonite was the nite whereby i should lay some bets... been some time since i bet ah... hopefully tonite everything will go rite... haha... go man utd!!!

haha ever since i informed my ics abt my resignation they have been trying to psycho me into staying everytime i work... haha... today my ic even went to hide my resignation form so i cannot sign it... haha.... my mind's set la... gonna chao... hahahahah...

kk now everton match... gtg now... eh anyone who knows how to play music clips in a blogsite pls teach me how can... ahahha... thx...

Giordano

2005-11-01T04:29:00.000+08:00

ahahah guess i finally decided on resigning from the job which i should have done so many months ago... haha... finally had enough of the stupid policies n politics of gio... haha... so well ya my colleagues were shocked when i tendered... although they knew tad sooner or later i would tender they didn't expect me to actually meant it thiss time round... hehe...

i was asked to stay n incentives were offered... but nah... i am just sick n tired of working at gio liao... ahha... it has almost been a year since i joined them... pretty cool huh... haha... meant many people during my short stint there... learned alot also... haha... well the pros n cons are actually a little off balance but hey tad's normal... haha u just gotta watch ur back... whoo....

well school's starting soon... less than a week away... but for now we r still in the holidays... so let's enjoy ourselves instead ya... fortunately for me i managed to get off days for both the public holidays this festive week... whoohoo!!! haha... lucky bastard i am... hehe... kk... u guys take care n enjoy ur holidays... this is adrian signing out... ciao... =)

October 29, One of my worst day of my life

2005-10-29T23:51:00.000+08:00

haha... the irony of life... sad case ya... well... today seems to be one of the most fucked up day of my life... haha... 2 particular manners... haha...

this morning had a soccer match... lost badly... fuck... bahz... then had lunch/play pool/lan n all... came back home... when nite came...

people who noe me find me as a person who is humourous,happy-go-lucky kind of guy... haha... many also see me as someone who is living a life of happiness n all tad shit la... like macam no probs at all... like wtf can live tad kind of life?? haha... honestly speaking it seems tad i managed to pull myself off damn well ah... considering the personal life tad i have... haha...

i just concluded another 'family session' wif my so-called family... haha.... dirty laundry aired... tears shed... lots of bringing up of the past... so fucking shit... i myself cried... haha... omg when was the last time i cried before this sia... haha... shitty life... haiz... when will these ever stop...

well haha u have to face certain crap throughout each of our lives... some of us tend to face crap which r more fucked up la... well tad's how life goes... part n parcel... haha... holy shit la... bahz... kk nvm la just another segment of my shitty life...

Bahz....

2005-10-19T23:35:00.000+08:00

wah lao tio fever a few days ago... felt like crap sia... then even though i was suppose to 'stay at home n rest' i went to play soccer... haha... i put on the fever pad ( the one u see on tv ads... the one wif the baby feeling hot all... ) n went to play sia... ahaha... at first i played damn well.. but after a while the fever was taking its toll... i started to get dizzy n all... bahz...

knn today go to LOT 1 atrium... fuck sia choa chu kang eh... knn i watched the man utd match last nite so i overslept... so took cab there... basket 17 fucking bucks!!!! knn sia i somemore only work for like 4 hrs there today, which works out to 24 bucks earned... like WTF???!?!?!? bahz...

haha itching to play another soccer match... haha... next sat should have one arranged... wanna keep SLK's winning streak continued ah... but i must once again emphasize tad we need new players... those who are interested in coming for 'tri-outs' contact me sua.. haha... kk tad's all for today ba... ciao...

Joke of the day-

Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, “I don't care if I die, I need a drink.” The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.
Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, “If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead.”

farkin funny... 5 out of 5 =)

SLK 5-3 Rollercoaster

2005-10-17T12:41:00.000+08:00

wah piang woke up at 5.30am on sat... had a soccer match against this team of sec 3-to-be assholes... ahhaha... they call themselves 'Rollercoaster'... like wtf kind of crap name is tad??? hahaha... well the match was to start around 8.15 so SLK were meeting at 7am to have breakfast n all...

basket the nite b4 i was frantically serching for players sia... basket the squad for SLK is so thin... everytime barely have just enough players for matches... bahz... but then in the end we played 8 on 8... cause some of the rollercoaster boys pangseh their team... jackasses...

SLK 1-0 Rollercoaster

haha this was an own goal by the other team... we made a breakthrough their defence n quek was free down the left flank... i ran towards centre to support him... he tried to play it to me but his cross was cut out by the defender n rolled into his own net... ahahah... kanna bastard...

SLK 1-1 Rollercoaster

fluke goal.

SLK 1-2 Rollercoaster

fluke goal.

SLK 2-2 Rollercoaster

another counter-attack from us... josh found space down the right flank n sprinted towards goal... his well-placed shot which nutmeged the keeps equalised for us... game on!

SLK 3-2 Rollercoaster

mad passing from us resulted in me being 1-on-1 with their keeps... haha was actually thinking of which side should i shoot... in the end i placed it to the bottom right... whoohoo!

SLK 4-2 Rollercoaster

bloody quek wasted so many chances in this game... always trying to lob their damn keep... finally managed to get it as his lob flew over the keeper n into the goal... ahahah...

SLK 4-3 Rollercoaster

fluke goal.

SLK 5-3 Rollercoaster

sensing tad the rollercoaster were in control of the game, quek n i went back on the pitch to stabalise our team... a good move from us led to josh's through ball to quek... who as usual tried to chip the ball... haha this time it worked n he scores his 2nd goal n defintely the goal which sealed the game... ahhahah...

full time n we won... ok la i should say... there were a few of them who could play... those kids can develop into better footballers... ahha... then after the game went to eat then i chiong back home cause i was working... wah piang farking shagged sia... haha... well it's all for the love of the game... haha...

Squad against Rollercoaster-
GK-Jared
DF-Adrian Tan,Benjamin,Vincent,Adrian Ng
MF-Neil,Joshua,Samuel,Terence
FW-Dennis( Quek ),Boon Hau

Goal!!!

2005-10-13T11:42:00.000+08:00

haha ai sei this show ah damn swee ah... haha... yest a whole lot of us from slk went to watch... macam like slk outing all... ahaha.... went to catch this show at cineleisure at 6.. haha... before that i actually dropped by gio ogp n ogo to say hi to all my 'old' frens there... ahahah... then went heeren actually wanted to visit my classmate one but then i dunno where the hell is the place she worked at so after 15 mins of walking aimlessly i gave up n headed to cine... haha...

watched the match macam like real soccer all... haha... then after tad had dinner n played pool... we were lazing ard all then we decided to go sempang bedok to have supper n watch soccer there... haha... but then in the end only 4 of us had supper there... after supper quek n i headed to sam's house to watch soccer... we had time to kill til the match so we watched fight club first... haha...

i was dead tired sia... by the 2nd half of the england game i was dozing off liao... ahaha... so roughly 4.30am i left sam's house to take cab back home... working later sia... 2pm... haha... o tad means i gonna start getting ready.... hahaha... so ya catch the show ah... take care... ciao...

2005-10-12T13:08:00.000+08:00

This show is damn cool...

Advent Children

2005-10-10T14:25:00.000+08:00

haha yo guys wassup... wah finally gotten myself a well deserved break... been working my ass of at gio recently... haha... well today's my off day n i ain't intending to go out so well i figure it's movies time... ahahaha...

i recently downloaded Final Fantasy 7:Advent Children.... whoa i swear it was a hell of a damn show... graphics was brilliant n all... haha... but the minus point was tad it was in jap... haha i didn't give a shit at all as the fighting scenes especially was so damn awesome... these jap pple ah... so gifted n...crazy.... ahahaha...

also caught up wif some of my old favs... Little Nicky, Troy, Harold n Kumar go to White Castle... n of course southpark the movie... ahahah... fucked up show sia... haha...

speaking abt movies this wed slk going to watch 'Goal" together... ahaha... we are gonna try to learn some crap tips from the show to improve our shitty play man.... hahahah... well hopefully it will be enjoyable... ahaha but then again,it is a show abt soccer n soccer = fun... so well i guess it would b cool... haha...

well ok la lazy liao wanna go play ps2... i recently started playing dota... wtf sia... hahhaa... well let's see how my life goes on for now... haha... ciao...

whoa...

2005-10-08T02:17:00.000+08:00

hahah whoa it's has been tad long??? haha seems like ages since i updated this crap blog of mine... haha.... well roughly 4 months have passed since my previous entry ya n many things ( i think ) had happened which affected me in terms of both mentally n physically... let's do a recall ya... ahaha... or at least try...

August-
eh have no clue.... haha... hmm... probably just the daily slacking off n going to class wif the bo chup look... ahhaha.... think august is the month whereby tp held the entreprenuership fair or smth like tad... haha my class decided on selling ice blended drinks... it was some good tasting crack i swear... ahha.... we did damn well... proud of some of my classmates... the others... well let's just say i didn't expect much from them anyway.

September-
eh.... if i can recall correctly this is the month whereby my diploma interest group held the accounting n finance games day... haha suck shit man... i remember clearly we were all in formal wear in the morning as we had presentations to do.... we were like the sporty bosses featured in the newpaper on sundays... haha... formal suits one moment tracksuits the next... ahhaha... well not really tracksuits la... my class had sent 2 teams... 1 for the 5-a-side street soccer the other team was for captain's ball... haha the soccer team was captained n led by urs truly... b4 the tournament started ( it was a knockout phase ) my team challenged an 'outside' team who happened to be at the court b4 the games started... haha i told my mates tad we must win as to 'instil' fear into the rest of our opponents and all the psychological bullshit la... haha... well we won... n our opponents must have really pee-ed in their pants as we were the only yr 1s... ahhaa... aiyah lazy to type out all the crap... to make things simple, we won the soccer competition whereas we received 2nd place for the captain's ball... great job eh... aha...

October-
recently came back from a few chalets... the most recent one was my class one... bahz... poor planning n all... think next time i gotta plan instead... haha... tad kinda explains how everything went ah... hahaha...

Now-
tmr gonna play soccer at 9am yet i am still blogging away... ahha... slack la.... haha... well i am getting sleepy now... i have finished downloading ADVENT CHILDREN... the trailer was damn cool... haha... gonna watch tmr as tmr off day... ahaha... i try to blog tmr la... get ya peeps updated on wad's happening in my life... haha ciao n cheers =)

it's been a while

2005-07-18T21:26:00.000+08:00

haha been some time since i updated... pai sei la... haha lotsa things happened sia... now poly life has finally taken its shape... haha... projects n projects n more projects.... cool man... haha... sianz...

well recently slk supposed to have some match... i couldn't make it la... damn stupid la the match got cancelled due to some jackass screw up... stupid fool la tad guy... fortunately i couldn't make it... if not i swear i will beat the hell out of tad guy... it ain't the 1st time sia... tad idiot...

haha seems like my frens ard me all slowly caught the love bug... ahaha... hmmm whereas for mine... well.... who noes ah... behind those actions... haha... kk... dunno whether when i will updating again ya... in the mean time u guys out there just chill n enjoy life ah... cheers =)

Unwritten law- The Celebration Song