JUST ME
Adrian Ng
22 Febraury 1988
Temasek Polytechnic,
Accounting and Finance
MY FAVES
Soccer
Movies
Playing Games
Interacting
My lovely baby =)
MY HATES
Project Work
Assignments
Backstabbers
CHELSEA
MY WISHLIST
Peace
Happiness
Love
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Alas, it wasn't meant to be.
sat's game with mpfc was excellent. i was captain of the team, proudly wearing the captain's armband. we played at the katong fields which were quite expensive considering the shitty state it was in.. it was the first time we played together in terms of 11-a-side, thus i opted for the balanced 4-4-2 formation.
we started off the first half quite well.. the opposing team had quality players.. by half time we were 2-1 up.. i felt the team couldn't cope in the centre of the field, so i pushed up to play centre mid.. ahahah... macam riquelme all... was mad play-making k... but then unfortunately, the defence got more exposed without me there.( wah basket damn bhb ) thus 2-1 became 3-1 to us, then 3-2, then 4-2, then 4-3... things were starting to turn out kinda routine... ahhaah then i scored the 5th goal k... typical striker goal all.. after my right mid made a mad run n passed the ball to me in the box.. i turned the defender before calmly stroking the ball into the bottom corner with my left foot, leaving the keeper stranded.. ahahah... but then, as expected, they scored another goal to make it 5-4. highly entertaining match.
a rollercoaster event i must say. but my ankle got caught during the match, n i was afraid of not being able to be fully fit for today's game in the AFL... thus i began my mad 'Road to Recovery' ala wayne rooney... ahahah... woke up this morning feeling very optimistic abt today's game... but damn it la.. i was on the way in the bus towards clementi when i received a message from the AFL officials saying tad the match was canceled due to a water-logged pitch.. damn when it began to rain in the early afternoon i was darn happy ah... our favourite playing condition... ahahha... shit... was hoping to make it 2 victories in 2 days... ahha.
well, there could be a practise match for SLK this coming wed.. SLK pls refer to our blog for more info...
pretty tired out now.. tmr have to go back to school for projects... damn.
Cursing Fish
One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before; the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot, father."
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says, "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"
The priest says, "Ah, please sir, can you mind your language?"
The fisherman responds (thinking quickly), "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called---a sonofabitch!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the priest. "I didn't know."
After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop. "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!"
"Please father," says the bishop. "Mind your language, this is a house of God."
"No, you don't understand," says the priest. "That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"
"Hmmm," says the bishop. "You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."
So the bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent.
"Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for our dinner tonight with the Pope?"
"My lord, what language!" says the mother.
"No, sister," says the bishop. "That's what the fish is called---a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it"
"Hmmm," replies Mother Superior. "Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight."
While the Pope is over for dinner that evening he remarks that the fish is superb. He asks where they got it.
"I caught the sonofabitch!" says the priest.
"And I cleaned the sonofabitch!" says the bishop.
"And I cooked the sonofabitch!" says Mother Superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you fuckers are all right.".
ahahaha... the irony..
cheers =)