ahhaha yest nite we celebrated my little bro's 6th bday... bought cake n all... he was so excited la.. but i have yet to get him a gift.. thinking of a new schoolbag or smth, can somebody recommend me a good place to buy kiddy bags??? ahahhahaha..
wah lao my sis bought the cake.. so farking small la.. she was like ' eh make sure u all don't buy any cake ah.. i bought already'.. she kept reminding us not to buy.. i was expecting smth big n special all.. the fark when i saw some small piece of brown shit... ahahahahha... i did eat a slice of tad small brown shit though...
my old man ordered pizza... n wtf is this???!!
yuck sia... disgusting shit... the contents were 'glued' to the underside of the cover all... leaving behind a nice pizza base for us to enjoy on... fark man both pizzas we ordered were like this la... argh... i took pics of it, n already sent a mail to pizza hut abt this!! ahahahhaha... seems like i'll be a gd fren of pizza hut soon eh....
today was ccn day rite over at tp... Campus Care Network, a day where classes come out wif their various business ideas n actually set up a booth on it... there were the main food and beverages, clothings, knick knacks n all... a very lively event for a very lively school.
auggy,sam,bak,meng and i took part in the tp soccer competition.. well the aim for us was to 'just have fun', but wif me ard there is no such thing when it comes to competition ah... hahahaha... it was to be a league format, wif 4 groups of 5 teams in each group battling out for the top 2 spot to qualify to the next round... so it began.. a 4-a-side tournament... surprisingly, we won our first 3 matches, which meant certain qualification... ahahahaha... auggy was mad scoring from everywhere ah tad farker.. sam contributed a few goals by popping up in good positions to bury long range efforts.. while i always seem to score the equalising goal to bring the momentum to the team... ahahahaha... i also got a 'rooney' cameo k... when i asked bak to 'fark off' n played keeps... ahahah i was mad saving every shot on target ah... wah i was surprised at some of the mad saves i did also... ahahhahaha... got 'HEART' k........ we won our first 3 games 3-2, 4-1 and 4-2... auggy mad scoring all.. he got 8 goals from this 11 ah... knn... ahahhaah...
after the third game i went off to find my classmates.. my class came up wif the idea of a car wash, but by the time i got there they were almost done... ahahahaah =p but eh i did alot of admin shit for this k... farking hell being class rep again la... always have alot of shit to do... after tad i dismissed the class n thanked them for a job well done... hahahahhaha....
i got a call from sam after tad... they lost the 4th game ah!!! basket... without me all they cannot take it ah... ahahahaha =p
but wad really sucked followed up next... as we had to wait for the other groups to finish playing their games, we ended up lazing ard for roughly 2 hours ah... shit man totally ruin the momentum all... we came back without the enthusiasm.. but were still ready to kick some ass.
as we were the champs from our grp, we faced the runner-ups from the 4th group... they were an indian team ah... i tell u.. my opinion of indian soccer players is not the most positive ah... n the game we played against this team certainly added weight to my claim...
a lacklusture performance in the first few opening minutes resulted in us going down by 2 goals ah... fark sia i was damn pissed wif my team ah... shouting at them for the way they are playing... then of course came the mad comeback... from 2-0 we went back to 2-2, wif sam pulling one back b4 i got the equaliser... game on!!! we controlled the game then, n had chances to finish them off... but luck was not wif us ah... has they had a quick break n took a pot shot from far... the ball was simple but bak, unfortunately, made a huge mess out of it... n ya.. 3-2... but we still had a few minutes to get one back.. HOWEVER, the farking opposition started playing like pussies all.. passing back to their keep, then the keep just hold the ball inside his area for god knows how long... farking stupid mat ref also nv make any call... so many times they did this time wasting shit..
we complained but the ref didn't understand our simple english all... the hell the damn ref was so dumb ah when he asked the captains to come over to have a coin toss to determine who starts first, he asked-
"Heads or Tails?" ( asking me )
"Heads"
"Ok... then you?" ( asking the other captain )
knn la.... stupid fark... ahahaha he did tad twice ah... omg... so yup we bowed out of the competition... cursing at the opposition n the ref... aahaha.
on any other day, i would have really gave it to bak ah... but aiyah nvm la... over n all... we played well i must say... but sorry la meng we couldn't play u in cause we were really trying to go for the win n all...
i got a bad challenge from another indian guy who really, didn't seem to have any intention on getting the ball.. my left knee hurts like fark now ah... damn sore, damn hard to walk abt... ahhaha but heck it tmr i shall still play soccer sua... football is in my blood!!!!! =p
Good Vibrations
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing!?!" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing!?!" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.
Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television, with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked in shock.
He replied, "What's it look like? I'm watching the game with my son-in-law."
ahahaha... how nice...
cheers =)